hearthammer Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: Is this Bennett's or Kinky's Face App contribution ?? Edited June 24, 2020 by hearthammer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 8 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Joan, 55 Carnoustie, Likes cats, Dundee FC and collecting high end luxury watches. Seeks kind caring gentleman 50-60 to share cosy nights in, and romantic walks along the beach. No DAB's please. Thank you. You're the one for me, fatty... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 8 hours ago, The Skelpit Lug said: Late to the party, but here you go. I was a bit wary as at the best of times my face looks like a bulldog licking a pishy nettle. Pleasantly surprised tbh. You look like the mad German exchange student that comes to your school and is into Sting and poetry and that you secretly hope to pump even though your mates would slag you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 6 hours ago, tamthebam said: You look like the mad German exchange student that comes to your school and is into Sting and poetry and that you secretly hope to pump even though your mates would slag you. That seems to be a suspiciously specific example. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: You look like the mad German exchange student that comes to your school and is into Sting and poetry and that you secretly hope to pump even though your mates would slag you. Tomas, sind Sie das? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Just now, throbber said: Won £155 on the lotto last night. You're on a roll. Spend it all on scratchcards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, throbber said: Won £155 on the lotto last night. 6 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: You're on a roll. Spend it all on scratchcards. Not bad advice. Pocket the £100, buy 3 x £10 and 5 x £5 scratchcards. You'll most likely win diddly squat, but it's a free go. Edited June 25, 2020 by Mr. Alli 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Biggie is deffo a Karen. Thank you Karen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 13 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: Not bad advice. Pocket the £100, buy 3 x £10 and 5 x £5 scratchcards. You'll most likely win diddly squat, but it's a free go. No it's not, it'll cost 55 pounds. Just because the money was won does not make it 'a free go'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 11 minutes ago, GTG_03 said: No it's not, it'll cost 55 pounds. Just because the money was won does not make it 'a free go'. Oh shut the f**k up. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 1 minute ago, throbber said: I think I’m going to buy some paving slabs with the money. mrs throbber better not venture out while the patio is getting built... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 4 minutes ago, throbber said: I think I’m going to buy some paving slabs with the money. GTG_03 will no doubt approve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 6 minutes ago, throbber said: I think I’m going to buy some paving slabs with the money. You treat yourself. You deserve it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 36 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Biggie is deffo a Karen. Thank you Karen. I'll scratch your eyes out, you bitch. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: I'll scratch your eyes out, you bitch. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Finally joined the Union. No idea why I haven't joined before. Madness on my part. But now a member.Scotland, 1707 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 1 hour ago, throbber said: Won £155 on the lotto last night. Congratulations! I hope you don't let this change you and that you will still remember your friends on P&B. You'll be able to take a really decent carry-out to the next toddler birthday party on your social event planner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 9 minutes ago, NotThePars said: Scotland, 1707 Stopped in at Tutties for a couple of pints. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 There’s a guy on the train wearing a full Arsenal kit blasting a Janey Godley voiceover on his phone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 1 minute ago, NotThePars said: There’s a guy on the train wearing a full Arsenal kit blasting a Janey Godley voiceover on his phone Do the right thing, boot him in the kipper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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