101 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 8 hours ago, L'immortale Par said: Could see us running a fine establishment with quality shoes up top and a secret opium and kebab den below. Tbh it's just what Sevilla was missing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 2 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Still honest people going around, got a note and his phone number left on the car from a guy who said he'd damaged it reversing out. My mum clipped a line of parked cars in Dunfermline. She asked what to do so I told her to leave a note on all of them. Only one got in touch and she agreed to skip going through insurance and would just pay for their damage so agreed to meet them at the Ford garage to settle up once it was done. The newly painted car was all fixed up and parked outside for its proud owners as my mum pulled into the garage and ploughed right into it again. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 At which point you insisted she stoppped driving?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 My mum clipped a line of parked cars in Dunfermline. She asked what to do so I told her to leave a note on all of them. Only one got in touch and she agreed to skip going through insurance and would just pay for their damage so agreed to meet them at the Ford garage to settle up once it was done. The newly painted car was all fixed up and parked outside for its proud owners as my mum pulled into the garage and ploughed right into it again. My sister is an equally wonderful driver. She ripped the bumper off her car in a supermarket car park. Went to collect her newly repaired car and in the process of reversing it out of the garage car park ripped the bumper off it. Needless to say neither time were her fault. Even though both bollards had been there for many years. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 I've found Mrs. Throbber's reddit account 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 4 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Still honest people going around, got a note and his phone number left on the car from a guy who said he'd damaged it reversing out. If it was at your bit it's more likely he was menaced by the Smudger into leaving his number 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I've found Mrs. Throbber's reddit account He’d rather beat one off than shag you cause you’re a fat ugly munter. HTH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Still honest people going around, got a note and his phone number left on the car from a guy who said he'd damaged it reversing out.Did he leave you two tickets for a concert? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 6 hours ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: He’d rather beat one off than shag you cause you’re a fat ugly munter. HTH One of these should help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: One of these should help. Not for me, that is too long and would go waaaay past the end of my cock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 I've found Mrs. Throbber's reddit account I was thinking it might be her until the point she mentions wanting to have sex herself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 On 04/03/2020 at 14:10, Shotgun said: Have you ever done the exercise where you take your age, and subtract it from your date of birth? Then you think of all the monumental world events that took place in that period of time before you were born. For me, that would everything from 1905 to 1962. Ancient history, right? Then you consider that a child born today, will look at everything that's happened while you've been alive in exactly the same way. The Cold War, man walking on the moon, the introduction of the Internet, 9/11 and the resulting wars, Britain's time in the EU...all ancient history. 1885 - 1952. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 2 hours ago, throbber said: I was thinking it might be her until the point she mentions wanting to have sex herself! Or that it implies you own more than one pair of socks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 I was just out for a walk there and could have sworn I saw a fox that had its head ripped off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, throbber said: I was just out for a walk there and could have sworn I saw a fox that had its head ripped off. John du Pont likes this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 John du Pont likes this. What would rip a foxes head off out of curiosity? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 1 minute ago, throbber said: What would rip a foxes head off out of curiosity? How do you know whatever did it out of curiosity? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, throbber said: What would rip a foxes head off out of curiosity? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 This is all too much for me on a Sunday morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 3 minutes ago, throbber said: What would rip a foxes head off out of curiosity? Depends where. In a field, maybe a farmer’s shotgun. In an urban setting, maybe hit by a car. Or maybe your missus got a bit hungry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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