resk Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 Meh, Peter Dow's description / list of requirements for a life partner was better IMO. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 Peter Dow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 It really does make a good case for defunding the police that a nonce like Wayne Lineker still walks freely among us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 On 25/08/2020 at 13:38, SlipperyP said: -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 He forgot to mention the minor indiscretion of a criminal record in his profile. Probably just slipped his mind. Otherwise seems like a nice chap who’s never uttered the phrase ‘ladz, ladz, ladz!’ https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.scotsman.com/news/uk-news/jail-gary-linekers-wealthy-brother-over-ps220000-tax-fraud-2512928%3famp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 So do Italians, they also fucking love putting chips on pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 So do Italians, they also fucking love putting chips on pizza. Get the fucking mango on it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 16 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 25 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: So do Italians, they also fucking love putting chips on pizza. Get the fucking mango on it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 Can somecunt ask them if they put cream in their pasta? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted September 16, 2020 Share Posted September 16, 2020 Saw this tweet about the slightly odd looking bag of eggs for sale in Morrisons. Then saw this in the replies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 For a fleeting moment this morning, I thought throbber had infiltrated an office in Airdrie. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 (edited) Elderly parent complaining that landline phones (cordless type) are "on the blink" and emit buzzing & crackling sounds. Have to explain, yet again, that throwing away the rechargeable batteries on the handsets and replacing them with Ever Readies might be causing the issue. Edited September 17, 2020 by Florentine_Pogen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 15 hours ago, ICTChris said: Saw this tweet about the slightly odd looking bag of eggs for sale in Morrisons. Then saw this in the replies A quid for 48 already boiled eggs that I don't need to boil or shell, I'm nipping to Morrison's tonight to see if they have any. That long catering egg looks munchable too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Clearing out the garden and saw a wee pile of frog spawn. Being the sensitive animal lover I am I didn't have the heart to chuck them in the skip. Thankfully the mother was close by and I managed to scoop the eggs and frog up and put them in the nearby field and completed my good deed for the day. A wee while later I spotted another frog and took it to the same place. The eggs I had left earlier were gone. And so I'm now wondering if the first frog has taken the eggs away to hide or if I had the mother the second time and the first frog was an intruder who has just got a free meal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 1 hour ago, bennett said: A quid for 48 already boiled eggs that I don't need to boil or shell, I'm nipping to Morrison's tonight to see if they have any. That long catering egg looks munchable too. ^^^Cool Hand Bennett. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: Clearing out the garden and saw a wee pile of frog spawn. Being the sensitive animal lover I am I didn't have the heart to chuck them in the skip. Thankfully the mother was close by and I managed to scoop the eggs and frog up and put them in the nearby field and completed my good deed for the day. A wee while later I spotted another frog and took it to the same place. The eggs I had left earlier were gone. And so I'm now wondering if the first frog has taken the eggs away to hide or if I had the mother the second time and the first frog was an intruder who has just got a free meal. Just sent that frog spawn to their premature death, you heartless monster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 1 hour ago, 19QOS19 said: Clearing out the garden and saw a wee pile of frog spawn. Being the sensitive animal lover I am I didn't have the heart to chuck them in the skip. Thankfully the mother was close by and I managed to scoop the eggs and frog up and put them in the nearby field and completed my good deed for the day. A wee while later I spotted another frog and took it to the same place. The eggs I had left earlier were gone. And so I'm now wondering if the first frog has taken the eggs away to hide or if I had the mother the second time and the first frog was an intruder who has just got a free meal. Was there someone in a Morrison’s outfit hiding in a nearby bush by any chance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 2 hours ago, 19QOS19 said: Clearing out the garden and saw a wee pile of frog spawn. Being the sensitive animal lover I am I didn't have the heart to chuck them in the skip. Thankfully the mother was close by and I managed to scoop the eggs and frog up and put them in the nearby field and completed my good deed for the day. A wee while later I spotted another frog and took it to the same place. The eggs I had left earlier were gone. And so I'm now wondering if the first frog has taken the eggs away to hide or if I had the mother the second time and the first frog was an intruder who has just got a free meal. That well-known frog habitat, the middle of a field. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Had my dinner there and was so fucking tired after it I went and lay on my bed for half an hour. When I woke up, I had absolutely no fucking idea where I was, then once I realised I was upstairs, didnt really know why. Superb. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 That well-known frog habitat, the middle of a field.As opposed to my garden! Frogs are hard round our way, they can survive in any environment... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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