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8 hours ago, Hedgecutter said:

My brother who works in trades tells me that a significant proportion of his colleagues smoke weed wherever he goes.  However, they've cut back big time just now as a number of firms are evidently currently going OTT on drugs testing in the hope they can just fire folk rather than go down the redundancy route with all the compensation that entails.

When I worked in the building trade, just as many folk smoked weed as didn’t smoke it it seemed. Most trades are self employed folk, so have little to worry about in terms of getting sacked. For anyone who’s on the company books, I think there’s something under UK or European employment law that requires an employer to offer or provide professional help to their employee before they can sack someone for a drugs/alcohol issue.

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21 minutes ago, Ingo ohne Flamingo said:

Popped by Asda Stenhousemuir on my way home and passed the bog roll shelves and noticed the shelves almost empty 🙄

People are fucking idiots, you'd think the same people would still have enough from their March stash 😂

I did warn you...

On 21/09/2020 at 12:13, Jacksgranda said:

Anyway, if there is a further shortage of toilet roll, you know who to blame - youngest stepdaughter has just had 45 rolls deliverd here. I don't know if we'll get any or if their all for her house.

 

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1 minute ago, Bairnardo said:

The absolute, set your watch regularity of the Police presence at the Stenhousemuir branch of Tim Hortons does nothing to dampen the "Polis love doughnuts" myth.

Every single morning, 0900.

Saw a good 2v2 (plus a screaming girlfriend) battle in the middle of Leith yesterday. Sounded like it was all over said shrieking girl. Various tools involved, including a bottle of juice, a Just Eat bike and a tyre jack. 

There is no Tim Horton’s, not even a Greggs, in that part of Leith. 

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2 minutes ago, Shandön Par said:

Saw a good 2v2 (plus a screaming girlfriend) battle in the middle of Leith yesterday. Sounded like it was all over said shrieking girl. Various tools involved............

You're a bit young to be repeating yourself like this. Get checked for early onset Alzheimers.

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1 minute ago, Shandön Par said:

Posted this in COVID thread but thought the BBC website’s good work deserves more exposure for the sane folk who don’t venture onto that thread. 

The teacher obviously didn’t have hers immunity..

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Get that into Private Eye. I could pay for P&B platinum membership for the next 12 months.

Or 5 ponchos from B&M.

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7 minutes ago, Shandön Par said:

Posted this in COVID thread but thought the BBC website’s good work deserves more exposure for the sane folk who don’t venture onto that thread. 

The teacher obviously didn’t have herd immunity..

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My dad would be proud of that screenshot work.

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