Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 8 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Your avatar would hand your arse to you. She would need to catch me first. I’m built like a whippet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: She would need to catch me first. I’m built like a whippet. Aye and hung like a horse. A seahorse. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 @Shandon Par did you ever deliver those calendars for your previous employers Shadrack & Duxberry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 10 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: She would need to catch me first. I’m built like a whippet. Handily, I have a whippet right next to me for comparison. Having reviewed your work on both the 5’s arena and in the realm of concrete awards, I’m struggling to see any correlation between you and said hound. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Handily, I have a whippet right next to me for comparison. Having reviewed your work on both the 5’s arena and in the realm of concrete awards, I’m struggling to see any correlation between you and said hound. Brain capacity? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 12 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Handily, I have a whippet right next to me for comparison. Having reviewed your work on both the 5’s arena and in the realm of concrete awards, I’m struggling to see any correlation between you and said hound. Cats are always battering shite out of Dr Cement as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 Took me an entire mug of coffee to catch up on this thread. Time well spent but I'm just a bit sad I missed out on Augusta's original posts before he was emptied. Still, good to see young SP survived with his integrity intact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 8 minutes ago, Shotgun said: Took me an entire mug of coffee to catch up on this thread. Time well spent but I'm just a bit sad I missed out on Augusta's original posts before he was emptied. Still, good to see young SP survived with his integrity intact. He had the right school for me but I think he may have just worked out who I was, looked me up on LinkedIn and spliced some info from there and here. Or he thinks I’m someone else from around the same vintage at school. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: He had the right school for me but I think he may have just worked out who I was, looked me up on LinkedIn and spliced some info from there and here. Or he thinks I’m someone else from around the same vintage at school. I get the how, but why? What possesses anyone to come on and spout shite like that, totally baffling behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 The fact Shandon hasn't offered this w****r out for a duel at Ruel St is deeply unsatisfying Makes me question his boxing “ability” tbh.Tbh, if the guy wanted Shandon to get hurt he'd be better off hiring him to do some work in his house rather than waste time fighting him. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 1 hour ago, Moomintroll said: I get the how, but why? What possesses anyone to come on and spout shite like that, totally baffling behaviour. Maybe it was a bot? The language was a bit weird and repetitive. I’ve probably got The Terminator after me now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: He had the right school for me but I think he may have just worked out who I was, looked me up on LinkedIn and spliced some info from there and here. Or he thinks I’m someone else from around the same vintage at school. So if you weren't Danny were you Plug, Smiffy, Wilfrid or 'erbert? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 On 05/11/2021 at 15:09, Shandon Par said: Two of the Mrs’s three former bosses have died in the last week. The sole survivor is me (though I’m half the age of them). Ciro Par. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 I'm taking that horrific screenshot straight to the PTTGOYN thread. At the bare minimum people should rotate their screen in situations like that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted November 7, 2021 Share Posted November 7, 2021 On 06/11/2021 at 09:21, Bairnardo said: My mouth/brain just got caught between saying no bother and no problem, and I have no fucking idea what came out, but I felt a right dick. You said “No boblem” didn’t you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 Do just went to do Euromillions for tomorrow night, hadn't checked Tuesday's as I'd seen an ad on Twitter saying that it was a 76m Jackpot on Friday so I knew I couldn't be a multi millionaire. Saw that my balance was a bit higher than expected. So if my 5 had been a 25 and my 48 had been a 30 I would have had 5+2 and won £68,724,444 but I had 3+2 and won £48.10. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 29 minutes ago, eindhovendee said: Do just went to do Euromillions for tomorrow night, hadn't checked Tuesday's as I'd seen an ad on Twitter saying that it was a 76m Jackpot on Friday so I knew I couldn't be a multi millionaire. Saw that my balance was a bit higher than expected. So if my 5 had been a 25 and my 48 had been a 30 I would have had 5+2 and won £68,724,444 but I had 3+2 and won £48.10. Saw @Bairnardo having similar woes. Commiserations to you both. May I suggest you pool your resources and lump it all on ICT to beat Dunfermline? It seems almost barbaric for this game to go ahead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 Do just went to do Euromillions for tomorrow night, hadn't checked Tuesday's as I'd seen an ad on Twitter saying that it was a 76m Jackpot on Friday so I knew I couldn't be a multi millionaire. Saw that my balance was a bit higher than expected. So if my 5 had been a 25 and my 48 had been a 30 I would have had 5+2 and won £68,724,444 but I had 3+2 and won £48.10. [emoji3] And you were as close with 5 and 48 than you be if you had 24 and 31 respectively. But tell that to one of these fuckwits who say "I needed number 4 and number 3 came oot ffs, a was one baw away!?" and watch their head explode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 First return to P&B for quite some time - where did the Misspelt Footballers thread go.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted November 8, 2021 Share Posted November 8, 2021 On 06/11/2021 at 09:21, Bairnardo said: My mouth/brain just got caught between saying no bother and no problem, and I have no fucking idea what came out, but I felt a right dick. I missed a 4 foot putt for par on Sunday and went to call myself a "fucking dick" but half way through the sentence my brain said "call yourself a diddy instead" and I ended up saying "you fucking diggy". Much more embarrassing than missing the 4 footer tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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