Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 1, 2022 Share Posted April 1, 2022 Derby driver crashes new Ferrari straight after buying it - BBC News 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 On 01/04/2022 at 03:09, Mr. Alli said: After years of working in a dying trade I left for a new role and walked into it on near enough the same rate. Its long hours, its hard work at times and I fucking hate it at other times but was today awarded a 27% pay increase. I am now going to be earning more than I ever imagined - or was told I would - and I've only been in the job 8 months. It's going to be very difficult to walk away from this role now. Great news, you can put the heating on now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 15 hours ago, bennett said: Nah, I'll pass.. I think someone already has. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 (edited) There’s alpacas running about Dumbarton. Edited April 2, 2022 by bennett 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 13 minutes ago, bennett said: There’s alpacas running about Dumbarton. Greenhead Rd. Don't worry, the locals will eat them soon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 16 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Greenhead Rd. Don't worry, the locals will shag them soon. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 Greenhead Rd. Don't worry, the locals will eat them soon.Like llamas to the slaughter 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 On 30/03/2022 at 22:31, Boghead ranter said: Forum favourite Anne Lundon is now Anne McAlpine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 I may have to disown my dad, photo of him shaking the cockwombles hand and smiling. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, RH33 said: I may have to disown my dad, photo of him shaking the cockwombles hand and smiling. Which cockwomble? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 14 minutes ago, mathematics said: Which cockwomble? Is there more than 1? Don’t tell me the c**t has spawned offspring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 I've been pretty lazy today and have just discovered that fitbit thingies can't tell the difference between walking and playing the guitar for 20 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 6 minutes ago, Left Back said: Is there more than 1? Don’t tell me the c**t has spawned offspring. There’s at least 11 playing for Falkirk these days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 22 minutes ago, mathematics said: Which cockwomble? Doncaster. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, RH33 said: Doncaster. Ah. Yes. You might need a new daddy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 I've been pretty lazy today and have just discovered that fitbit thingies can't tell the difference between walking and playing the guitar for 20 minutes.Euphemism? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 3 minutes ago, Loonytoons said: 29 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: I've been pretty lazy today and have just discovered that fitbit thingies can't tell the difference between walking and playing the guitar for 20 minutes. Euphemism? I said 20 minutes not 2. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 On 01/04/2022 at 20:18, throbber said: My father once saw a golden eagle push a cow off a cliff and then feast on its remains at the bottom. They will hire their buses out to Airdrie fans I suppose... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 On 01/04/2022 at 19:38, bennett said: Nah, I'll pass.. They give charcoal biscuits to dugs to stop them farting. I notice these are designed for vegans... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: They give charcoal biscuits to dugs to stop them farting. I notice these are designed for vegans... Does it work by proxy? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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