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47 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said:

the celebrities are basically just getting pulled around an ice rink by a professional ice skater 

Can a Mr Kenneth Williams please go to reception. Repeat can a Mr Kenneth Williams please go to reception, you're needed...

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2 hours ago, scottsdad said:

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2 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said:

I caught a bit last night when I was visiting my mother and from what I could see the celebrities are basically just getting pulled around an ice rink by a professional ice skater 

 

1 hour ago, tamthebam said:

Can a Mr Kenneth Williams please go to reception. Repeat can a Mr Kenneth Williams please go to reception, you're needed...

55 best Kenneth Williams images on Pinterest | Kenneth williams, Carry ...

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I've been following the Eva Green story in recent days.

If you're not up to speed - she was cast in a movie that was subsequently never made. She is suing the producers for her fee. But the best bit is, it is in court and we now have Whatsapp messages being read out. She is waspish to say the least about the crew. It's wonderful.

https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2023/jan/31/eva-green-whatsapp-messages-court

I always liked her, and for some twisted reason I like her even more now.

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2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said:

A Dandy Dons themed boat this year apparently.

No doubt it will sink or spontaneously combust.

"Hello, Jim? Dave Cormack here. The Aberdeen fans are sorry about your sacking and to help you unwind they've clubbed together for you to go on a Viking boat trip in Shetland ..."

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14 hours ago, GordonD said:

I am now halfway through my radiotherapy programme - 17 down, 16 to go!

"Right, I've been thinking." I said to the oncologist. "I'm not keen on radiotherapy or chemotherapy. At this stage I think it would be best to just let the disease take its natural course."
My wife's eyes filled with tears, "We should've discussed this together."

"My minds made up." I insisted.

"I think your wife is right." Said the consultant. "After all, she is the one with cancer."

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@all. is that a thing on P&B?

Anyway, got a stamp for 1 more year at immigration.....

No, I'm not playing centre half for Aberdeen.

Bigger and better, living, loving, life wiith my 3 kids, wife is devastated.

 

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18 hours ago, welshbairn said:

How are you finding it?

Not bad at all. Each session only takes five minutes once I'm in position (ooh, er, Matron). Only side effect I've noticed this far is that I'm a bit tired by teatime but then I was like that before!

Fifteen sessions to go...

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2 hours ago, GordonD said:

Not bad at all. Each session only takes five minutes once I'm in position (ooh, er, Matron). Only side effect I've noticed this far is that I'm a bit tired by teatime but then I was like that before!

Fifteen sessions to go...

Told you it was a piece of piss. Literally, in my case.

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