GordonD Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: Maybe the place was packed but you just didn't see them. Just now, Jacksgranda said: Glad you saw the funny side (no pun intended that time) as I felt a bit guilty, especially after your response to my MRI post! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: Glad you saw the funny side (no pun intended that time) as I felt a bit guilty, especially after your response to my MRI post! My eyes aren't that bad, my eyesight is still up to DVLA requirements, according to the doctor, so that'll do me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 54 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: When they want to talk to you about other parts of your body, get them blocked. I had a hospital appointment yesterday about my eyes. (I've got glaucoma - I've also got a cataract starting now.) I was there early and they took me right away, there seemed to be a distinct lack of patients. An hour and a quarter later I left, I certainly got my money's worth with everything from measuring my field of vision to an eye scan to your standard eye test. Keep taking the eye drops, and back in 6 months. 'Much was it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 @Derry Alli, get yourself down to Matthews Chinese supermarket off the Seagate. They'll sort you out with a wok for ironing your shirts. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 I had a disciplinary case a few weeks back. The student claimed that she plagiarised her coursework because she was having eye irritation caused by contact lenses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 (edited) 7 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I had a disciplinary case a few weeks back. The student claimed that she plagiarised her coursework because she was having eye irritation caused by contact lenses. I feel a bit of sympathy for these cheats, must be hard not to be tempted if you're falling way behind in your work and you hear about other students getting away with it. Didn't used to be an option in my day or I might have tried it on occasion. Though I think I'd have had the sense to use it as template and totally rewrite it. Edited June 23, 2023 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 2 hours ago, Derry Alli said: Apparently I am not tied to my optician but they've taken all my details and I don't want to phone around loads to get seen sooner and have my phone constantly ringing with opticians wanting to speak to me about my eyes. Ya 4 eyed nerd. Hope you're ok mate, just a shame you need to look in the mirror at that mug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 @Derry Alli pics or gtf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: @Derry Alli pics or gtf Spoiler Try not to get lost in them, mate x. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 4 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Hide contents Try not to get lost in them, mate x. Have had tougher wanks, no doubt will again. See u in 3 mins xxx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 42 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Reveal hidden contents Try not to get lost in them, mate x. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Derry Alli said: Reveal hidden contents Try not to get lost in them, mate x. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Is this an upgrade to the TFS hot tub? A club truly like no other. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 Think recall is the most overpowered ability in Zelda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 5 hours ago, scottsdad said: I had a disciplinary case a few weeks back. The student claimed that she plagiarised her coursework because she was having eye irritation caused by contact lenses. Sounds plausible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 23, 2023 Share Posted June 23, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 Christ the interbred bigots are out marching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 2 hours ago, Empty It said: Christ the interbred bigots are out marching. Squirting cooking oil across their path would be funny Or placing rakes there, in a Sideshow Bob tribute... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 10 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Squirting cooking oil across their path would be funny Too tempting to set light to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 18 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Squirting cooking oil across their path would be funny Or placing rakes there, in a Sideshow Bob tribute... Most of them look like they already have a thin film of it on them tbh. The sort of people that smell like margarine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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