tamthebam Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 Having chucked soup at Van Gogh's Sunflowers I can't help thinking climate change protestors should follow it up by chucking Vitalite at Andy Warhol's Soup Tins 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mac.i Posted October 14, 2022 Share Posted October 14, 2022 6 hours ago, tamthebam said: Having chucked soup at Van Gogh's Sunflowers I can't help thinking climate change protestors should follow it up by chucking Vitalite at Andy Warhol's Soup Tins I'd quite like to see them get an eco-friendly sentence; put them in stocks and let the public throw soup at them... whilst still in the tin. The soup could then be donated to a foodbank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 11 hours ago, tamthebam said: Having chucked soup at Van Gogh's Sunflowers... Is this another of those shagging euphemisms? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 On 13/10/2022 at 21:34, The Moonster said: My favourite description is still "like shagging a wizards sleeve". A fanny like Harry Redknapps eyelids A fanny like a preditors mouth are two that made me chuckle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 Miriam doing what she does best, mere moments ago. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 RIP Robbie Coltrane. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 23 minutes ago, jagfox said: RIP Robbie Coltrane. I'm not usually affected by celebrity death, but that shocked me a wee bit yesterday. Obviously a guy with as much weight on him as Robbie was never going to be long-lived, but it seemed to come out of nowhere, and I loved Robbie when I was younger. One of those actor-comedians who improved anything he was in, and was difficult to imagine anyone else replacing. Fitz in Cracker was supposed to be a thin, leather patch wearing English university lecturer type, and Jimmy McGovern wasn't pleased by the idea of Robbie in the role, but soon changed his mind! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 Meanwhile, in Abkhazia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 Dundee sounds like a war zone tonight, fireworks as loud as fuckin mortars going off at 12.15am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 28 minutes ago, johnnydun said: Dundee sounds like a war zone tonight, fireworks as loud as fuckin mortars going off at 12.15am. I haven't heard a thing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 15, 2022 Share Posted October 15, 2022 5 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: I haven't heard a thing! It's stopped now, but it was pretty loud over by me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted October 16, 2022 Share Posted October 16, 2022 https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjRSaQ6B9Gc/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 This is World Menopause Day. I'm celebrating by being a miserable cuñt and alternately complaining about how hot or cold it is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 4 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: This is World Menopause Day. I'm celebrating by being a miserable cuñt and alternately complaining about how hot or cold it is. How many times have you sneezed and pissed yourself?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 6 minutes ago, philpy said: How many times have you sneezed and pissed yourself?? That doesn't need to be Menopause Day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 There's a place in Dundee popped up on ItIsOn trying to gain more attention. Their vouchers (dining) are only usable Mon - Thu. 10am - 12pm. What's the point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 Therese Covfefe's tits look like the Virgin logo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 My mother in law is going into hospital. She has been estranged from my wife for a few years. Diabetic since at least 2003,she never stopped filling her face with chocolate and sweets. I told her years back that if she carried on, she could lose a foot. Well fuckity me. She is going in to get one hacked off. The wife's sister phoned her to ask if she was going to visit her mum. "No. I'm on holiday" was the (correct) reply 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 19, 2022 Share Posted October 19, 2022 8 hours ago, scottsdad said: My mother in law is going into hospital. She has been estranged from my wife for a few years. Diabetic since at least 2003, I hate diabetics as well. Dietary requirements and their stupid wee jags, attention seekers! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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