GordonD Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: Aberdonian accent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 4 hours ago, Tynie Pecksniff said: 25 years of Steps on Mtv. What a band. RIP 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 On 20/10/2022 at 22:25, scottsdad said: The wife gets home from her holiday at tea time on Sunday. Taking off hours for sleeping, shopping, cooking, visiting parents, etc, I reckon I have about 28 hours of Internet porn between now and then. I am pessimistic. Don't think I will get through it all by then. Not to worry mate, I've taken up the baton. Will let you know if I find anything pursuant to your interests. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 8 hours ago, johnnydun said: Sorry, I had an old pal Gordon, he was always called 'Goggsy min' from me. Sounds a bit better if you imagine it in an Aberdonian accent. I call my neighbour's son "Nodrog". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 22, 2022 Share Posted October 22, 2022 4 hours ago, BFTD said: Not to worry mate, I've taken up the baton. Will let you know if I find anything pursuant to your interests. Cheers. The last one I watched was about a young secretary about to enjoy the company of several gentlemen. But before anything happened her boss came in and gave then all a stern telling off for wasting time instead. They were civil servants, after all. They all went back to work having agreed to work some unpaid overtime to apologise to the boss. I thought, "Oh no. One of @oaksofts." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 We know how to live it up doon here. I bet nowhere else in the world can beat our Number 10. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 Is it just me or does anyone else see the resemblance between Xi Jingpin and Peter Lawwell? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 1 hour ago, alta-pete said: Is it just me or does anyone else see the resemblance between Xi Jingpin and Peter Lawwell? One's a tyrannical b*****d who won't accept any opposition and the others the Chinese Premier? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 23, 2022 Share Posted October 23, 2022 Fucking shame. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 "Following in the footsteps of New York restaurant Balthazar, we to have decided to ban James Corden. He hasn’t done anything to upset us, we just don’t find him very funny." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 10 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Fucking shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 On 22/10/2022 at 16:05, Bert Raccoon said: RIP After initially re-branding himself by using his own name for showbiz, H has now reintroduced the H and is currently shown on the panto billing as Ian H Watkins. Probably wise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 On 22/10/2022 at 09:48, GordonD said: As you may remember, last month I had a malignant tumour removed from my leg. It appears to be healing nicely - I have to have the dressings changed twice a week and the nurse is always pleased with the progress. On Tuesday I went for a CT scan to see if the tumour had spread. Today I got the results and they gave me the all-clear. No sign of any malignant cells in chest, abdomen or pelvis. That's good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 On 20/10/2022 at 22:25, scottsdad said: I reckon I have about 28 hours of Internet porn between now and then. On 22/10/2022 at 19:17, BFTD said: Not to worry mate, I've taken up the baton. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 14 hours ago, alta-pete said: Is it just me or does anyone else see the resemblance between Xi Jingpin and Peter Lawwell? Right enough, you never see them in the same room together. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 German doctor who killed his married lover by sprinkling cocaine on his penis before having oral sex is ordered to pay £11,500 to cover the cost of medics’ doomed bid to save her life The headline missed out this bit: Quote Surgeon Dr Andreas David Niederbichler, 46, was jailed for nine years in 2019 for aggravated rape and bodily harm leading to death after making his lover, identified as Yvonne M., 38, take an overdose of cocaine that he had placed on his private parts. ... Yvonne was not Niederbichler's only victim. The former head physician at the Halberstadt Clinic in Saxony-Anhalt drugged and sexually assaulted three other women between September 2015 and February 2018. According to the investigation, he also secretly put cocaine in their champagne glasses, their lipstick, and their toothpaste. Basically the guy was a beast, but the headline makes it sounds like a bit of fun gone wrong 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 10 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Yvonne was not Niederbichler's only victim. The former head physician at the Halberstadt Clinic in Saxony-Anhalt 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 ^^^^ It wasn't cocaine he put on his privates to induce an overdose. It was Knobbycock. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 On 23/10/2022 at 12:26, 19QOS19 said: We know how to live it up doon here. I bet nowhere else in the world can beat our Number 10. The Niths got some decent fishing tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 24, 2022 Share Posted October 24, 2022 My union have just reported that they’ve achieve the magical 50% return from its members and a 90odd% majority wanting to strike. I’ve never had the opportunity before, having generally worked through a period of [relative] milk and honey. I know I shouldn’t be, but I’m quite excited. That being said, I was excited at the early stages of Covid. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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