tamthebam Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 10 minutes ago, GordonD said: Too tempting to set light to it. Probably should light it, for the crime of waking Big Dave from his slumber apparently! Let sleeping Yorkshiremen lie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-66007675 Water companies blaming people using water for water shortages.... Specifically the woke scumbags that now work from home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 28 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-66007675 Water companies blaming people using water for water shortages.... Specifically the woke scumbags that now work from home. And using their toilets at home which means additional shit to be, er, dumped into the river. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 The propaganda over working from home is being ramped up all over the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 7 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: The propaganda over working from home is being ramped up all over the world. and the agendas are very clear, and that’s from someone who can’t work from home. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee-Bey Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 There's a couple of gay Rangers fans who must have had an absolute ball in Edinburgh today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 24, 2023 Share Posted June 24, 2023 Axl Rose is some fucking nick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 (edited) 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Axl Rose is some fucking nick Ian Beale's let himself go. ETA -- Seems everyone on Twitter has had the same thought. Oh well. Edited June 25, 2023 by MSU 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 I was thinking Eddie Izzard… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 On 22/06/2023 at 13:44, ICTChris said: Zuckerberg seems like he might actually be quite good at jiu jitsu, he won a tournament a few months back. No idea about Musk's background in anything though. They will both have amazing trainers and loads of high end PEDs of course. I trained in jiu jitsu for a while many years ago, it's a great martial art - probably the best I'd say. Highly recommend it to anyone. I still think I could batter both Zuck and Musk. PEDs will probably be the reason it doesn't happen, certainly not via UFC. They'd need 6 months of USADA testing before they can fight and I'd say theres a good chance one if not both have banned substances in their system as part of their daily routine. On 22/06/2023 at 13:57, Bairnardo said: Think its widely accepted that the most functional combo for proper self defense is jiu jitsu and muay thai. Traditional Martial Arts have been rendered obsolete by the MMA scene, although i'm a big fan of them for body conditioning and mental health. Wrestlers seem to be the most effective fighters. Not the Hulk Hogan type. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 17 hours ago, DA Baracus said: The propaganda over working from home is being ramped up all over the world. Have a look at MetalTech in Dundee. I've a couple mates who work for them and they implemented a 4 day working week on site folk a year - possibly two - ago. They moved it company wide and are saying across the board from morale, work/life balance and production everything has improved. A change is coming! (Hopefully). 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted June 25, 2023 Share Posted June 25, 2023 15 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Axl Rose is some fucking nick He seems to have about double the number of teeth he should have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Man has penis padlock broken with hammer after split with girlfriend who had key Devastated there isn't a compo face for this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: Man has penis padlock broken with hammer after split with girlfriend who had key Devastated there isn't a compo face for this one. Nope 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Cosmic Joe said: Nope You'd leave it in? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 3 hours ago, scottsdad said: Man has penis padlock broken with hammer after split with girlfriend who had key Devastated there isn't a compo face for this one. Probably something like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Bit of an anti-climax to find they just used a hammer to nudge the key into the rusty padlock rather than taking a big swing at it with a lump hammer and chisel. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Bit of an anti-climax to find they just used a hammer to nudge the key into the rusty padlock maybe I've been reading the Profanisaurus too much but I can't help thinking that requires this: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 3 hours ago, scottsdad said: Man has penis padlock broken with hammer after split with girlfriend who had key Devastated there isn't a compo face for this one. Certainly looks like the lassie for the job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: You'd leave it in? Doesn't even bear thinking about. There's bedroom games and there's bedroom games. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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