GordonD Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 On 08/07/2023 at 13:35, thomas said: Got sent to the shop to get Doritos so the wife could make chilli nachos. My hangover is bad but why would you make the packaging so similar? They do these as well. What's the difference between Pickled Onion flavour crisps and Monster Munch Pickled Onion flavour crisps? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 I was cutting a hedge this morning and the customers neighbour came over to ask if I could do his garden too, after explaining that I am too busy to do it today he said no bother and I replied, keep it easy. Keep it easy, I don't even know what that means and although it happened a few hours ago I'm still cringing at my self. Keep it easy 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 13 minutes ago, Oystercatcher said: I was cutting a hedge this morning and the customers neighbour came over to ask if I could do his garden too, after explaining that I am too busy to do it today he said no bother and I replied, keep it easy. Keep it easy, I don't even know what that means and although it happened a few hours ago I'm still cringing at my self. Keep it easy I'm afraid you'll now have to fake your own death and start over with a new identity, preferably in another hemisphere. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 40 minutes ago, Oystercatcher said: I was cutting a hedge this morning and the customers neighbour came over to ask if I could do his garden too, after explaining that I am too busy to do it today he said no bother and I replied, keep it easy. Keep it easy, I don't even know what that means and although it happened a few hours ago I'm still cringing at my self. Keep it easy Ten years from now, you'll still be drifting off to sleep at night only for "keep it easy" to pop into your head and tighten your sphincter. They need to hurry up and invent literal brain bleach. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Brazil Forever Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 44 minutes ago, BTFD said: Ten years from now, you'll still be drifting off to sleep at night only for "keep it easy" to pop into your head and tighten your sphincter. They need to hurry up and invent literal brain bleach. There is whole bunch of cleaning stuff available now. Personally I would recommend the anti mould Works a treat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 2 hours ago, Oystercatcher said: I was cutting a hedge this morning and the customers neighbour came over to ask if I could do his garden too, after explaining that I am too busy to do it today he said no bother and I replied, keep it easy. Keep it easy, I don't even know what that means and although it happened a few hours ago I'm still cringing at my self. Keep it easy I can imagine the conversation when he went back in the house. "Margaret, I think next door's gardener might be a sex offender" 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oystercatcher Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 This is part of the cringe. Me thinking about the fella walking away thinking to himself, keep it easy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 My mum shared a recipe for home made tortilla chips, but it sounds weird. Take lasagne sheets, soak in water until soft. Then put them in the air fryer for a few minutes until crisp. Then sprinkle on some chili salt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 3 hours ago, BTFD said: Ten years from now, you'll still be drifting off to sleep at night only for "keep it easy" to pop into your head and tighten your sphincter. Better that than loosening it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 I've just noticed that @SaltyTON has by far and away the most posts on the Movies thread, yet I don't remember ever seeing any of them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 Hey, who remembers that fun internet game when you look at a dress and see what colour you think it is? well the guy who first posed the question has been charged with attempting to murder his wife, whose mother wore the dress to their wedding. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/groom-behind-dress-that-broke-the-internet-charged-with-trying-to-kill-wife-rg6jvs9j2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 11 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Hey, who remembers that fun internet game when you look at a dress and see what colour you think it is? well the guy who first posed the question has been charged with attempting to murder his wife, whose mother wore the dress to their wedding. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/groom-behind-dress-that-broke-the-internet-charged-with-trying-to-kill-wife-rg6jvs9j2 I've have given him a year for each time someone asked me about dresses that week. Bit unfair, as I worked in a clothes shop at the time, but still deserved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 Imagine getting done for ‘trying to kill’ someone. You’d be marked out as one of life’s perennial losers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 1 hour ago, BTFD said: I've have given him a year for each time someone asked me about dresses that week. Bit unfair, as I worked in a clothes shop at the time, but still deserved. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 Sometimes it helps to be "a leetle beet drunk" as this evening I have noticed that every TV advert uses that 'everything in the background is out of focus" filter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 16 hours ago, Oystercatcher said: This is part of the cringe. Me thinking about the fella walking away thinking to himself, keep it easy. There is hope - he may think you are a fan of this guy. Actually, I'm not sure which scenario is worse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18May1991 Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 33 minutes ago, hk blues said: There is hope - he may think you are a fan of this guy. Actually, I'm not sure which scenario is worse. Have you listened to that? It’s like a David Brent number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 Just now, 18May1991 said: Have you listened to that? It’s like a David Brent number. No I f*****g have not! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 Yeah We keep it Easy Alright We keep it E... A... S...Y -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 1 hour ago, hk blues said: There is hope - he may think you are a fan of this guy. Actually, I'm not sure which scenario is worse. If Chris Eubank was a DJ introducing the album. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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