hk blues Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 1 hour ago, thistledo said: Reported for what?! Being alert enough not to get water poured over you, then they go crying to their dad about it! At least when I was a little fucker when I was younger if I got caught for it I just took it on the chin. Probably for calling the little cnut a little cnut. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 I'm in a canteen where there's a boy talking to his girlfriend on loudspeaker, except he isn't talking to her he's talking to someone else in the canteen while she talks to her mum. Judge would let me off with murder in the circumstances surely? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 5 hours ago, Swarley said: Just browsing through photos of houses for sale. What kind of monster hangs a picture of Thatcher in a baby's room?! Hi. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 7 hours ago, Swarley said: Just browsing through photos of houses for sale. What kind of monster hangs a picture of Thatcher in a baby's room?! Yashvir and Usha Sunak? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 10 hours ago, Swarley said: Just browsing through photos of houses for sale. What kind of monster hangs a picture of Thatcher in a baby's room?! Could see the point if it was on the mantelpiece - keep the kids away from the fire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 10 hours ago, Swarley said: Just browsing through photos of houses for sale. What kind of monster hangs a picture of Thatcher in a baby's room?! Nice to see Jennifer Paterson getting a prominent place though. #twofatladies 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 22 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Nice to see Jennifer Paterson getting a prominent place though. Michael Gove Jennifer Paterson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 1 hour ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Jennifer Paterson I said two fat ladies not one pob faced c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbitterandgrumpy Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 38 minutes ago, hk blues said: And in English? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 1 minute ago, oldbitterandgrumpy said: And in English? It is English. Kind of. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 1 hour ago, hk blues said: One of the best accounts to follow on X/Twitter. Even after all this time, still catches out daft gammons. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 On 27/10/2023 at 10:51, Derry Alli said: Genuinely no idea but the island police have nothing to do and I was shit faird they'd be waiting on me at the port. I met a boy on Yell who was smoking weed and asked him where he manages to get his hands on it and he explained its rife with the fishing boats and the polis will just drive about the island every now and again and walk into houses trying to catch folk on it - when they're not drink driving themselves. Every c**t on Yell and Unst know the Polis are en route before their back wheel is on the ferry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 Meant to post this the other day. Probably fake, but with the way some folk are. You never know. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 11 minutes ago, superwell87 said: Meant to post this the other day. Probably fake, but with the way some folk are. You never know. On a lovely sunny day, I once witnessed an English family who were half-way up the 'Tourist Path' route, all in flip flops / crocs and bitching like f**k about the path & steepness. There is every possibility that review is genuine............at least I hope it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/oct/27/britains-loneliest-sheep-marooned-at-foot-of-scottish-cliff-for-two-years "Calling Agent Mullarkay...........come in Please, Agent Mullarkay......." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 On 27/10/2023 at 10:11, thistledo said: Reported for what?! Being alert enough not to get water poured over you, then they go crying to their dad about it! At least when I was a little fucker when I was younger if I got caught for it I just took it on the chin. I wasn't a particularly bad kid but once it got to a level my parents were told that put an end to my acting like an arsehole. The trouble nowadays seems to be that that makes little difference. There's a far bigger "no ma wean!"/"don't you tell my child off!" culture now. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 28, 2023 Share Posted October 28, 2023 nice knowing you @Derry Alli 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted October 29, 2023 Share Posted October 29, 2023 I've got a landline but I couldn't begin to tell you the number. It took me ten years to memorise my mobile number. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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