carpetmonster Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 4 hours ago, BFTD said: Clearly she's on tour. Although I Googled her last night, and apparently she's not had the best of times of it. I guess witchcraft can't cure all ills: https://www.unfpa.org/news/fistula-survivors-treated-through-m-pesa-mobile-banking-scheme-tanzania I’m not clicking on anything with ‘fistula’ in the URL. And now it’s struck me that someone out there will have made a porn Count Duckula. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 3 hours ago, carpetmonster said: I’m not clicking on anything with ‘fistula’ in the URL. And now it’s struck me that someone out there will have made a porn Count Duckula. That would be Count Fuckula, surely. Count Fistula sounds very niche, although somebody's bound to have a thing for vegetarian vampire ducks doing stuff to abnormal tunnels in the human body. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 1 hour ago, BFTD said: That would be Count Fuckula, surely. Count Fistula sounds very niche, although somebody's bound to have a thing for vegetarian vampire ducks doing stuff to abnormal tunnels in the human body. ^^^ Mods, hard drive check required for the above user. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 24 minutes ago, Swarley said: ^^^ Mods, hard drive check required for the above user. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 9 hours ago, ICTChris said: I think that house looks lovely. Is it a nice area? Don’t think it needs the Lambeg thumping intro. I grew up there. Wouldn't say it was overly nice and it's a pain in the arse having to drive miles to get to civilisation. Rangers fans used to do (might still) bus tours round the peninsula to look at Moses McNeil's grave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 16 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: I grew up there. Wouldn't say it was overly nice and it's a pain in the arse having to drive miles to get to civilisation. Rangers fans used to do (might still) bus tours round the peninsula to look at Moses McNeil's grave. Moses McNeil. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 22 minutes ago, Honest Saints Fan said: I grew up there. Wouldn't say it was overly nice and it's a pain in the arse having to drive miles to get to civilisation. Rangers fans used to do (might still) bus tours round the peninsula to look at Moses McNeil's grave. Doubt they would bother anymore. Not when you can buy a season tickets for the grave of Glasgow Rangers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 17 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Doubt they would bother anymore. Not when you can buy a season tickets for the grave of Glasgow Rangers. If they've done it twice it'll now be "tradition" and they'll need to march around it banging a drum with their trousers rolled up every year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 5 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Doubt they would bother anymore. Not when you can buy a season tickets for the grave of Glasgow Rangers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 Last week I posted about spotting Sherry Jackson in an old episode of Batman from the 1960s. Last night, my other favourite Star Trek girl, Marianna Hill, was in it as King Tut's girlfriend Here she is: And in disguise And in Star Trek 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 4 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Scottish Premiership General Chat thread is infested with bots this am............................................... Mods, please. Mods at the moment 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 18 minutes ago, Swarley said: Mods at the moment 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted November 28, 2023 Share Posted November 28, 2023 30 minutes ago, Swarley said: Mods at the moment 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 Currently on my way to Edinburgh (via Motherwell then Bellshill - thanks, ScotRail) then away to Amsterdam for a few days. If I don’t freeze to death between now and Sunday I’ll take that as a win. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 Christmas: 'We'll only be buying for our kids, not each other' Tell me her husband hasn't fallen for this old trap... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 56 minutes ago, The Naitch said: Currently on my way to Edinburgh (via Motherwell then Bellshill - thanks, ScotRail) then away to Amsterdam for a few days. If I don’t freeze to death between now and Sunday I’ll take that as a win. I saw a fairly amusing video of the Scotrail announcer going through the list of stations on that line that went along the lines of "calling at Motherwell, Newcastle, Mordor, Tokyo.........etc etc etc, Edinburgh Haymarket, Edinburgh Waverly". I can't be fucked looking for it, but you get the jist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 11 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Christmas: 'We'll only be buying for our kids, not each other' Tell me her husband hasn't fallen for this old trap... Massive drunken row on christmas day, divorced by the end of January. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superwell87 Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 14 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Christmas: 'We'll only be buying for our kids, not each other' Tell me her husband hasn't fallen for this old trap... I can almost guarentee he has, hook, line and sinker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 19 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I saw a fairly amusing video of the Scotrail announcer going through the list of stations on that line that went along the lines of "calling at Motherwell, Newcastle, Mordor, Tokyo.........etc etc etc, Edinburgh Haymarket, Edinburgh Waverly". I can't be fucked looking for it, but you get the jist. Aye, sounds about right. To be fair, it was a sincere thanks to ScotRail as it cost about half the price compared to travelling via Glasgow. Just arrived at Breich which I’m fairly certain doesn’t exist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 (edited) Mental that the US have Columbus Day. It's like having a Hitler Day. Edited November 29, 2023 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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