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Sex offender Josef Fritzl has claimed in an interview he thinks his family will "forgive" him for his crimes and believes he will be "reunited" with them.

The 87-year-old told the Sun he is "always thinking" of his family and also said he was a fan of King Charles and watched the coronation on TV.

Just needs to come out as a Clyde fan and that'll be a full house on Fritzl bingo.

Also, "sex offender Josef Fritzl"? That's like calling Harold Shipman an elder abuser.

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I don’t think he’s getting out of jail from what I read, he has dementia and is banging on about how he will live to 130. I don’t think we will ever get to know the real Josef and he will be forever remembered for the wrong reasons.

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2 hours ago, scottsdad said:

I have a very important work meeting this afternoon

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At the Cineworld in Falkirk. Taking Scott to see John Wick 4. 

Skiving.

 

*Also known as going shopping in ‘Murica?

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50 minutes ago, ICTChris said:

The View fighting on stage

 

 

Thought they absolutely hated each other why have they got back together.

Presumably Oasis reforming would be something similar.

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13 minutes ago, tamthebam said:

Astronomers detect largest cosmic explosion ever seen - BBC News

I saw this headline and thought "Last Saturday, 4.45, an effect known as Falkirkus Headus Goneus"

Funny to think this happened 8 billion years ago but we're only seeing it now.

The aliens living among us with their hyperspace travel must be like 'lol obvs, in other news the Titanic has sunk'.

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20 hours ago, ICTChris said:

The View fighting on stage

 

 

Some last punch, tbf. Years ago me and my mates come out the DCA and Kyle was being a wideo. My mate battered two of the band up and down the street and it was hilarious. Walked away saying "you'll need to change they jeans now, you wee pap".

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