Shandon Par Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I’ve just taken a dump in portaloo in Greenock with a pipe band playing flower of Scotland right outside. Dundee life prepares you for anything. Nice of them to serenade you. They don’t often get such cultured and distinguished guests. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: I’ve just taken a dump in portaloo in Greenock with a pipe band playing flower of Scotland right outside. Dundee life prepares you for anything. We call them Crappieloos in Greenock. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Venti said: We call them Crappieloos in Greenock. They certainly were by the time I was done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 Edinburgh's harder than Hawick. Get it up ye Borders mutton molesters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 14, 2023 Share Posted May 14, 2023 19 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Edinburgh's harder than Hawick. Get it up ye Borders mutton molesters. Presumably this is just some sort of lower league table with Fife having its own Premiership status? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 Although I'm aware of these kind of people, someone I met at the weekend for maybe the 3rd time really stood out. It was like you couldn't have a conversation with them, but rather if you start conversing all you get back is a serious of statements. I'm not sure how to describe it properly. No matter if you ask a question or just throw something random out there, all you'll get back is some kind of statement to which you feel you have absolutely nothing to respond to. Gets very fucking tiring. I have a great aunt or something that's also similar where no matter what you say, the only responses you get are a boring story or an opinion of the other person said on a way where it feels like their favourite subject is themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 On Saturday night I was pretty pished. Woke up the next morning to find that I had ordered a bulk bag of gravel, weed suppression membrane and some border rolls. Apparently I had gotten the idea of digging up a problematic part of my garden and "finally sorting it out" by laying stones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 @Melanius Mullarkay - I think I got your mail today by mistake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 (edited) There's a Portuguese meat shop in Roslin, of all places. Has there ever been a more obvious front for money laundering? Edited May 15, 2023 by paranoid android 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 53 minutes ago, paranoid android said: There's a Portuguese meat shop in Roslin, of all places. Has there ever been a more obvious front for money laundering? It either sells Hilary Briss style "special meat" to inhabitants of Rosewell or is a way to get rid of failed experiments from the Roslin institute. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 1 hour ago, scottsdad said: @Melanius Mullarkay - I think I got your mail today by mistake. Ach just go ahead and submit something. Im sure they'll publish it regardless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 2 hours ago, paranoid android said: There's a Portuguese meat shop in Roslin, of all places. Has there ever been a more obvious front for money laundering? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 15, 2023 Share Posted May 15, 2023 8 hours ago, scottsdad said: @Melanius Mullarkay - I think I got your mail today by mistake. Pretty sure CEBACOM have been given a play-off slot for the new expanded World Cup. Submit something in Mullarkay's name for a laugh. Maybe about how mushrooms make cement stronger? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 @Melanius Mullarkay found your other team. Union La Calera. They’re in the Primera Divisiön de Chile and even play in red. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 12 hours ago, BTFD said: Pretty sure CEBACOM have been given a play-off slot for the new expanded World Cup. Submit something in Mullarkay's name for a laugh. Maybe about how mushrooms make cement stronger? Already been done, I'm afraid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Eednud said: @Melanius Mullarkay found your other team. Union La Calera. They’re in the Primera Divisiön de Chile and even play in red. Hard as nails. 39 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Already been done, I'm afraid. I know Basheer. Big mushroom fan, llke myself. Sadly this technology is a complete and utter waste of everyone's time and money. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Hard as nails. I know Basheer. Big mushroom fan, llke myself. Sadly this technology is a complete and utter waste of everyone's time and money. I met him recently. Know a few people at Queen's in Belfast who worked with him a while back, too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 Norfolk beach walker finds crisp packet from 1960s - BBC News No truth in the rumour it was bought a week earlier at the Albion Rovers pie stall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 46 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Hard as nails. I know Basheer. Big mushroom fan, llke myself. Sadly this technology is a complete and utter waste of everyone's time and money. Did you catch the moose? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 16, 2023 Share Posted May 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Rugster said: Did you catch the moose? No sign of it last night. Put out a trap with peanut butter. Hopefully its fucked off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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