alta-pete Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 12 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Got a new food processor yesterday. Taking it out of the box and there's a metal disk. I touched it, and the tip of my index finger started spurting blood. turns out the disk contained sharp blades. Got it all plastered but it's such an inconvenient place. ^^^ @Shandon Par alias found. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 Sitting in the waiting room for the dentist and there is an auld wifey coughing her lungs up all over the place, that'll be me diseased just before all the Christmas parties, great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 6 hours ago, Empty It said: Sitting in the waiting room for the dentist and there is an auld wifey coughing her lungs up all over the place, that'll be me diseased just before all the Christmas parties, great. Didn't apply your emergency mask hidden from the bottom of your bag? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 6 hours ago, Empty It said: Sitting in the waiting room for the dentist and there is an auld wifey coughing her lungs up all over the place, that'll be me diseased just before all the Christmas parties, great. "Mrs. Consumption, the dentist will see you now........." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 Crystal Palace: FIFA World Champions 2023. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Doom is 30 years old 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Aside for the "why the f**k is this even on out national news website" but this guy's a cert to be on sex offenders list fairly soon. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crgpjpr35nko 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 12 minutes ago, RH33 said: Aside for the "why the f**k is this even on out national news website" but this guy's a cert to be on sex offenders list fairly soon. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crgpjpr35nko Quote "We don’t ration,” he says. “I like my food too much for that." We’d already sussed that out Callum 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Just now, Central Belt Caley said: We’d already sussed that out Callum My bets are on he's shagging the granny. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'WellDel Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 19 minutes ago, RH33 said: Aside for the "why the f**k is this even on out national news website" but this guy's a cert to be on sex offenders list fairly soon. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crgpjpr35nko The next link on the site after the bit on him... Is it a story or a prophecy? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Quote Callum Grubb is only 19 but he lives his life as if it is the 1940s. Nearly everything he owns is from the time period, including his clothes. The teenager drives a black 1938 Austin Cambridge, only uses a telephone from the 1940s, and rides a 1952 Raleigh bicycle. You've fucked it Grubb. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 1 hour ago, RH33 said: My bets are on he's shagging the granny. Well if he isn't... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 2 hours ago, RH33 said: Aside for the "why the f**k is this even on out national news website" but this guy's a cert to be on sex offenders list fairly soon. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crgpjpr35nko "I joke to my friend" - singular, you notice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 (edited) On 05/12/2023 at 14:17, Melanius Mullarkay said: I’m still trying to complete Horace Goes Skiing. The chalet level after you completed twenty runs in a row was a bit of an eye-opener. You wouldn't have thought old Horace had it in him. 3 hours ago, RH33 said: Aside for the "why the f**k is this even on out national news website" but this guy's a cert to be on sex offenders list fairly soon. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crgpjpr35nko I think we've got a few hacks on the site, who might admit the answer is either: they obsessively badgered the news desk until someone ran a story about them, or they have friends/family who work/have contacts at the BBC Edit: considering the "can't understand other people's obsession with his collection" quote, it seems likely to be the former in this case. He probably wears a hat saying "ask me about Loom my quirky obsession". Edited December 8, 2023 by BFTD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 2 hours ago, Central Belt Caley said: We’d already sussed that out Callum If they ever decide to do a 'prequel' to Still Game, this wee Fife weirdo is an absolute shoo-in for young Jack Jarvis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Fife, man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 As long as he doesn't go out shooting Germans... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Lives in Kirkcaldy, lives in the 1940s. What part of this is news? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 5 hours ago, RH33 said: Aside for the "why the f**k is this even on out national news website" but this guy's a cert to be on sex offenders list fairly soon. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crgpjpr35nko Thought it was quite an enjoyable article. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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