Boghead ranter Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: There’s a lay-by near me that occasionally has a burger van type thing operating in it. When open, they erect a sign that says Snack Van Open I picture Snack Van Open as a Dutch darts player. The vision of him plagues my journeys to work. He had a classic final in the Dutch Open versus Hertz Van Rental. 2009, I think it was. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Ok I'm really a fucking fanny. Restaurant manager said I'm fired If I get injured again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 'Eunuch-maker' case: Male escort jailed for removing man's genitals - BBC News Has anyone on P&B ever cut off someone's knackers? "The Old Bailey had previously heard the procedure carried out by Byrnes is linked to a subculture where men become "nullos" - short for genital nullification - by having their penis and testicles removed."- I thought that was called marriage and is pretty common.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 4 hours ago, mathematics said: I miss the tropical fish thread. Start a new one. I have Kribensis that ive managed to breed after six or seven bunches of fry never made it for various reasons. Really beautiful fish. It was good to ask a question now and again. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 2 hours ago, Venti said: Ok I'm really a fucking fanny. Restaurant manager said I'm fired If I get injured again. Have you burnt your fanny? Again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the snudge Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 https://bidonline.ncmauctions.co.uk/auctions/8786/ncm-au10932/lot-details/848596c2-6b8c-4bcc-8a46-b0ee00fe94b5 The contents of the Debenhams building in Glasgow are up for auction and this suitably freaked me out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 5 minutes ago, the snudge said: https://bidonline.ncmauctions.co.uk/auctions/8786/ncm-au10932/lot-details/848596c2-6b8c-4bcc-8a46-b0ee00fe94b5 The contents of the Debenhams building in Glasgow are up for auction and this suitably freaked me out. Very The Evil Within 2. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 17 minutes ago, the snudge said: https://bidonline.ncmauctions.co.uk/auctions/8786/ncm-au10932/lot-details/848596c2-6b8c-4bcc-8a46-b0ee00fe94b5 The contents of the Debenhams building in Glasgow are up for auction and this suitably freaked me out. Years ago my brother hosted a Halloween party at his house and went all in on the decorations. He called Debenhams in Dundee asking if they had any spare mannequins, to which they said aye come and help yourself. So we took a van over and the guy showed us into a room full of them just like that ad. We got a few full ones and various odd limbs & heads. He probably thought we were a right pair of wronguns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 8 hours ago, Zetterlund said: Years ago my brother hosted a Halloween party at his house and went all in on the decorations. He called Debenhams in Dundee asking if they had any spare mannequins, to which they said aye come and help yourself. So we took a van over and the guy showed us into a room full of them just like that ad. We got a few full ones and various odd limbs & heads. He probably thought we were a right pair of wronguns. I was thinking about a really horrific garden display. Mrs not quite so keen, but some great stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 9 hours ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Start a new one. I have Kribensis that ive managed to breed after six or seven bunches of fry never made it for various reasons. Really beautiful fish. It was good to ask a question now and again. 'Tropical Fish' thread for this pish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 10 hours ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Start a new one. I have Kribensis that ive managed to breed after six or seven bunches of fry never made it for various reasons. Really beautiful fish. It was good to ask a question now and again. If you fried them it's hardly surprising. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 12 hours ago, tamthebam said: 'Eunuch-maker' case: Male escort jailed for removing man's genitals - BBC News Has anyone on P&B ever cut off someone's knackers? "The Old Bailey had previously heard the procedure carried out by Byrnes is linked to a subculture where men become "nullos" - short for genital nullification - by having their penis and testicles removed."- I thought that was called marriage and is pretty common.... This should have been a thread started by @ICTChris with his Customary have any p&b sign off.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 14 hours ago, Venti said: Ok I'm really a fucking fanny. Restaurant manager said I'm fired If I get injured again. If he hires @Shandon Par for any decorating jobs, you can share an ambulance 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 14 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: If he hires @Shandon Par for any decorating jobs, you can share an ambulance 2024 is the year of the careful new me. Got pulled over the other day in a “routine check” and the police complimented me on my careful driving and obeyance of the speed limit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 14 hours ago, tamthebam said: 'Eunuch-maker' case: Male escort jailed for removing man's genitals - BBC News Has anyone on P&B ever cut off someone's knackers? "The Old Bailey had previously heard the procedure carried out by Byrnes is linked to a subculture where men become "nullos" - short for genital nullification - by having their penis and testicles removed."- I thought that was called marriage and is pretty common.... "extreme body modifications." I suppose it could be called that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 3 hours ago, hk blues said: 'The Tropical Fish' thread for this pish. There you go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 On the wonderful website efukt - I was introduced to it via the NSFW forum but I've not been on it in a while - they featured one of those 'nullo' people once. They were complaining about the police being on at them because when they'd carried out the action they hadn't done it right, so they hadn't cut off the blood flow properly, so when the actual severance happened there was a lot more blood than there should have been and they panicked and phoned an ambulance. I wonder what that paramedic visit was like. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 2 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: On the wonderful website efukt - I was introduced to it via the NSFW forum but I've not been on it in a while - they featured one of those 'nullo' people once. They were complaining about the police being on at them because when they'd carried out the action they hadn't done it right, so they hadn't cut off the blood flow properly, so when the actual severance happened there was a lot more blood than there should have been and they panicked and phoned an ambulance. I wonder what that paramedic visit was like. "Aw, naw, nae anither ane" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 I have a long, vicious, vertical scar on my face from a knife fight in a waterfront bar in Marseille just after the war. I'd been running guns through Algiers and... Ach, I slipped on the ice and the dug leapt in for the kill, catching me under the eye with a toenail. Once I'd washed my physog you could hardly notice it and it's almost completely invisible this morning. Made me look dead fierce for a couple of hours though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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