TxRover Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 The inflection point seems to be when you start collapsing into chairs instead of sitting down, usually followed by a moderately loud exhalation. The horrific part is how long it takes you to realize you’re now doing it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 (edited) Full list of contributors: Joan Armatrading, Jeff Beck, Richard Bennett, Joe Bonamassa, Joe Brown, James Burton, Jonathan Cain, Paul Carrack, Eric Clapton, Ry Cooder, Jim Cox, Steve Cropper, Sheryl Crow, Danny Cummings, Roger Daltrey, Duane Eddy, Sam Fender, Guy Fletcher, Peter Frampton, Audley Freed, Vince Gill, David Gilmour, Buddy Guy, Keiji Haino, Tony Iommi, Joan Jett, John Jorgenson, Mark Knopfler, Sonny Landreth, Albert Lee, Greg Leisz, Alex Lifeson, Steve Lukather, Phil Manzanera, Dave Mason, Hank Marvin, Brian May, Robbie McIntosh, John McLaughlin, Tom Morello, Rick Nielsen, Orianthi, Brad Paisley, Nile Rodgers, Mike Rutherford, Joe Satriani, John Sebastian, Connor Selby, Slash, Bruce Springsteen, Ringo Starr and Zak Starkey, Sting, Andy Taylor, Susan Tedeschi and Derek Trucks, Ian Thomas, Pete Townshend, Keith Urban, Steve Vai, Waddy Wachtel, Joe Louis Walker, Joe Walsh, Ronnie Wood, Glenn Worf, Zucchero. Edited March 28 by Newbornbairn 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 I hate Jeff Beck. I never asked for his shitey music yet it still came on default options for Windows back in the day. gtf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 8 hours ago, Zetterlund said: After 30 years of playing 5s on hard surfaces at least once a week, the noise my joints make when I get up the next morning sounds like I'm walking on bubble wrap. I'm 50 and fairly active - play football twice a week (indoor 5s and outdoor 6s ) and cycle on average 20km a day for work my knees do make some mad clicking sounds from time to time but when I was doing office work around 15 years ago my knees felt like they were far worse probably because I was sitting on my arse all day, I've been taking turmeric capsules and CBD which seems to be taking the edge off the slow march towards death. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 For that price I'd be expecting it to be the size of record breaking one posted on here a few days ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 2 minutes ago, bennett said: For that price I'd be expecting it to be the size of record breaking one posted on here a few days ago. Freaking £3.40 for a 330ml drink too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Bloody hell. Even Tebay services are only £5 for a roll on sausage! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 7 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Bloody hell. Even Tebay services are only £5 for a roll on sausage! How much for a roll on deodorant? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 38 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: Bloody hell. Even Tebay services are only £5 for a roll on sausage! Why would you not put the sausage(s) in the roll? 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 (edited) 24 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Why would you not put the sausage(s) in the roll? The fur would get stuck in your teeth. Edited March 28 by RH33 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 @scottsdad 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Don't know if its a case of frequency illusion, but it seems like boomer 2.0. Seems like all of my neighbours just got knocked up after covid. Street is like a kindergarten. (It's not a tumour) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 5 hours ago, johnnydun said: Might be developing a lactose intolerance. Piss aff you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 (edited) 4 hours ago, bennett said: For that price I'd be expecting it to be the size of record breaking one posted on here a few days ago. Might have been cheaper had they bought the roll and sausage together rather than separately?... Edited March 28 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Elle Macpherson is 60 today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 5 hours ago, Venti said: Don't know if its a case of frequency illusion, but it seems like boomer 2.0. Seems like all of my neighbours just got knocked up after covid. Street is like a kindergarten. (It's not a tumour) 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 7 hours ago, Eednud said: Elle Macpherson is 60 today. A very obvious, and shame on P&B that its taken 7 hours, wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 For fans of Seth Meyers and/or Game of Thrones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Chucky has lost a bit of weight, even his fingers look like wee willie winkie sausages. King Charles' 'great sadness' over missing Maundy service - BBC News 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Central Belt Caley Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 24 minutes ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Chucky has lost a bit of weight, even his fingers look like wee willie winkie sausages. King Charles' 'great sadness' over missing Maundy service - BBC News I sent that picture to my pal and he said “that can’t be him, his fingers are too wee” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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