Fuctifano Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 Lots of neds from my school seem to have joined facebook in the last 2 or 3 weeks- has there been a recruitment campaign somewhere? They're all 27/28 years old and still look like neds, which is amusing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gall09 Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I was assulated by some Jakie, and broke my nose and cheekbone last night. I hope to get one of those nifty masks you see sports people wear, although i expect it will just be screws put into my cheek when i go for surgery on monday. The worst thing is that this has resulted in me looking like a decendent of the elephant man, as well as losing half a portion of chicken pakora. On a positive note, i'm going to be off uni and work for a while. Did you call him a Jakie before the assault? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 (edited) Cant say i do, theres something about him that makes me feel the need to change the channel. Mark Bright is another i dislike. Probably his unnatural attachment to that pen he's always holding. That's what irritates me, anyway. PUT THE FUCKING THING DOWN! Edited February 12, 2010 by Michael W 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 12, 2010 Share Posted February 12, 2010 I have ordered myself a new chair for at my desk, because the one I've got squeals like a pig. Even WD40 is no use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Wey hey, Brian Cox (the actor, not the rock star-turned-physicist) has been elected as Rector of the University of Dundee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el Gringo Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Wey hey, Brian Cox (the actor, not the rock star-turned-physicist) has been elected as Rector of the University of Dundee As a student in the late 90s, I was in the Union one night when Johnny Ball was rector of Glasgow uni. I found myself standing next to him at the bar, and waiting to be served, I attempted to strike up a conversation. "Awright Johnny Ball. Is it true you reveal all?" "f**k off mate" "Aye, yir daughter's a dirty cow" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Based on my chat tonight, I am the Renaissance! I managed to know about (or mainly, lie about) so much historical cultural stuff that I think people think I'm intelligent, not the cultural fuckwit that I am. Nonetheless, I am the Renaissance!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 I spent the first 17 years of my life thinking Butteries where a generic Scottish foodstuff. I came down to the central belt and couldn't find them. Turns out you get them in some branches of Tesco, but they are pretty awful. Now whenever I go to Aberdeen for the football I take some butteries with me and eat a proper breakfast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 I spent the first 17 years of my life thinking Butteries where a generic Scottish foodstuff. I came down to the central belt and couldn't find them. Turns out you get them in some branches of Tesco, but they are pretty awful. Now whenever I go to Aberdeen for the football I take some butteries with me and eat a proper breakfast. Butteries are a rarely experienced delight for me. A portion of my family hails from Stonehaven so nuturally a visit up there demands a buttery! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xbl Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Butteries are a rarely experienced delight for me. A portion of my family hails from Stonehaven so nuturally a visit up there demands a buttery! I'm technically from the North East, but I don't think I've ever had a "buttery". Have I missed out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 The Winter Olympic opening ceremony was good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Balamory is crap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Arch Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Tried last night to give a girl a fake number, but instead gave her my correct number. I'm a tool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 I'm technically from the North East, but I don't think I've ever had a "buttery". Have I missed out? It's like a lardy, salty croissant, kind of. I'd say you are indeed missing a treat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Tried last night to give a girl a fake number, but instead gave her my correct number. I'm a tool. Have you tried telling her that you aren't interested? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Based on my chat tonight, I am the Renaissance! I managed to know about (or mainly, lie about) so much historical cultural stuff that I think people think I'm intelligent, not the cultural fuckwit that I am. Nonetheless, I am the Renaissance!! More like Henry VIII. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Arch Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Have you tried telling her that you aren't interested? Certainly not. That would be mean. I was burst. Doesn't really matter in the end. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 It's like a lardy, salty croissant, kind of. I'd say you are indeed missing a treat. Doesn't sound too appealing when you describe it like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 Certainly not. That would be mean. I was burst. Doesn't really matter in the end. You need to be cruel to be kind sometimes. She might think that you're interested. She'll be telling all her pals that a nice guy gave her his number and they'll be all giggly and excited for her and planning wedding dress fittings and putting deposits down for venues for the big day etc. Break her heart now but save her financial heartbreak in the near future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Arch Posted February 13, 2010 Share Posted February 13, 2010 You need to be cruel to be kind sometimes. She might think that you're interested. She'll be telling all her pals that a nice guy gave her his number and they'll be all giggly and excited for her and planning wedding dress fittings and putting deposits down for venues for the big day etc. Break her heart now but save her financial heartbreak in the near future. Thanks, Andy. You're like a wise old Yoda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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