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Just booked some train tickets.

Tomorrow late morning Aberdeen to Montrose - £13.70

Tomorrow evening Perth to Aberdeen - £13.40

Last time I looked Perth was further from Aberdeen than Montrose,

but thats Scotrail - confusing hungover Scots for years and years.

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I'm never going to shag my gran but I'd still rather not stink out her house dropping the Browns at the pool.

You're right though, I just went and did it anyway. If she doesn't like it then tough shit, as the saying goes.

Its a sad day when a man feels uncomfortable taking a dump inside his own four walls, my house guests are lucky if i close the bathroom door.

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Its a sad day when a man feels uncomfortable taking a dump inside his own four walls, my house guests are lucky if i close the bathroom door.

And going by your wee picture thing they don't smell of roses either.

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I have my first driving lesson today, I will reveal later whether it wass a RTBC or a PTTGOYN.

Well since you managed to post a new Musical Chairs question, I'm asuming it went okay? I was shitting myself on my first lesson, then come the end of it I couldn't believe how easy it was to pick up and now every lesson I've had since has been a stroll. Hopefully book my test soon. :)

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Well since you managed to post a new Musical Chairs question, I'm asuming it went okay? I was shitting myself on my first lesson, then come the end of it I couldn't believe how easy it was to pick up and now every lesson I've had since has been a stroll. Hopefully book my test soon. :)

Yeah I answered in Facebook, but it went really well, it really is easy to get the hang of, after another couple of lessons it will become second nature. Next one on Wednesday, let's see if I can take a round about abut better.

Oh and good luck with your test when you book it.

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I had planned on taking advantage of my first Saturday off in ages next week by going to the football with some mates, but it appears the 7th of May is my anniversary with the Mrs.

I thought she was annoyed at me for forgetting that, Christ was she beeling when I asked how many years we'd been together.

I was only joking (kind of) :ph34r:

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