NotThePars Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Good luck. Good Luck! Good luck sir. With you three behind me anything is possible! It's like I'm really on Facebook... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 With you three behind me anything is possible! Gay lolz. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 http://audioboo.fm/boos/556461-slightly-shocked-by-this-from-woman-s-hour-today Inside the mind of a woman? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I just accidentally went for a shit in the womens toilets. Wifey waiting for a cubicle to free up didn't look too impressed when I walked out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cowden til i die Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Jim McInally is a w****r. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Jim McInally is a w****r. What's he done now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Checking my submissions box for uni and apparently I missed the cut off date for my last essay. I am 100% sure I submitted it an hour and a half before it was due. I feel a moaning email is due. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I have a job interview for the same place where my sister was made redundant earlier this year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 I have a job interview for the same place where my sister was made redundant earlier this year Hooters? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Them crazy Tories... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-15847986 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 (edited) Watching South park just now, the one where they try to build a ladder to heaven, the US general who turns up looks the dead spit for soon to be ex-Scottish labour leader Iain Gray: Edited November 22, 2011 by renton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 Just going to paste this in from Skype chat rather than re-type it. Peaches is the name of my cat, so it might now make somewhat more sense. [17:12:55] Swampy: that was awesome [17:13:08] Swampy: i went to get the mail, then came back to get the trash and take that out [17:13:14] Swampy: and i let peaches out for a wee run around, as i tend to do [17:13:26] Swampy: so when i came back she was behind the bushes and there were two teenage girls sitting on the steps [17:13:45] Swampy: i got up to the bushes to pick up peaches to carry her in, and she went running up the steps into the house, so my work there was done [17:13:52] Swampy: the bushes are on a little ledge above the actual path [17:13:58] Swampy: so i just figured, ok, i'll jump down to the path rather than clamber through the bushes, cool as a cucumber, stroll up the steps to the flat [17:14:02] Swampy: so i jumped [17:14:06] Swampy: and totally lost my footing when i landed [17:14:11] Swampy: and skidded off the path into the mud [17:14:22] Swampy: to be fair the girls at least *tried* to stifle their laughter as one of them said "are you ok?" [17:14:30] Swampy: the good thing was i was fine, rather than having to just fake being fine [17:14:38] Swampy: slight scratch on my wrist and a slightly sore upper arm [17:14:48] Swampy: oh and i need my ego amputated Peaches then came back outside as I got up the steps so I had to go back down the steps and make the girls move twice, like Peter Griffin at the comedy club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 English prelim is done, just 7 more to go. Finished them all with German today and I now don't need to go back to school until next Thursday! So I can spend lots of time with you lovely people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShakehandsTom - DFC Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 That cross from Theo Walcott a minute-or-so ago was absolutely superb! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 (edited) Edited November 23, 2011 by JamboMikey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Finished them all with German today and I now don't need to go back to school until next Thursday! So I can spend lots of time with you lovely people. My last exam is the 8th of December, I don't go back until the 17th of January, suck on that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Watching Bayer Leverkusen v Chelsea, Chec and Ballack look like they're auditioning for "The Phantom of the Opera". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Today I pissed in a bottle and then mistakenly thought I had appendicitis. Everything's coming up Millhouse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Today I pissed in a bottle Suppose it's a step better than in your jeans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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