LinkinFighter Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 (edited) Edited December 4, 2011 by LinkinFighter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Type "What defines an English person" into Google. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 What the f**k is it with the Sunday Supplement knockers ? No M, not those kind of knockers.....I mean the miserable, tight arsed b*****ds who extract the supplement without buying the paper ! It's got to the stage where you now have to dig at least to the sixth level of papers to get one that still has the wee magazine ! FFS, for the sake of a couple o bob....buy the fuckin paper !! :angry: Now, it could just be that the underpaid paperboy that was putting all the bits of the paper together at 6:00 this morning couldn't be arsed adding it to yours. You assume that the papers are sent to the shops like that, but nooooooo. They all come in individual business/sport/lifestyle sections which have to be mindnumbingly put together by hand. If you buy a Sunday paper with supplements, you may as well read it over breakfast with eggs from caged hens, you cruel, cruel, b*****ds. Save the children. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 I have no idea how i got home from my Christmas night out on Friday, i have spent the last two days in my flat cringing about the potential situations i put myself into as i can't remember the last 3 hours. I just received a text from my manager apologising for the shape she was in. I have the beer fear big time. Tomorrow is going to be horrible. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 we expect a full report (preferably with pictures) by 5pm tomorrow. There was a camera on the go, so i'll see what i can do. Waking up without your shirt on but still your tie is quite a talent when you're drunk. I sent off a text to a workmate who has yet to reply... i could be in trouble. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 There was a camera on the go, so i'll see what i can do. Waking up without your shirt on but still your tie is quite a talent when you're drunk. I sent off a text to a workmate who has yet to reply... i could be in trouble. I sent a text to my boss one night after the 2005 champions league final(He was a Man Utd fan)He saw the funny side of it thank god. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 I sent off a text to a workmate who has yet to reply... i could be in trouble. the one you sit next to? as mine said hi from steve the cat.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 the one you sit next to? as mine said hi from steve the cat.... Yep, I think it was along the lines of "are you choking for a poking" nothing better than a cheeky booty call text. Steve has judged me all weekend, he knows i've been bad and has no sympathy, The p***k. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Decency Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 What? Okay then... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7ItSe4Q-gw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 Yep, I think it was along the lines of "are you choking for a poking" nothing better than a cheeky booty call text. Steve has judged me all weekend, he knows i've been bad and has no sympathy, The p***k. haha i need to pop through tomorrow... haha id judge you on that too!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 What? Okay then... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7ItSe4Q-gw A few false starts but I managed eventually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 This just cropped up in my twitter feed: Apparently this guy is Ajax's third-choice keeper. There's still hope out there for many! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 This just cropped up in my twitter feed: Apparently this guy is Ajax's third-choice keeper. There's still hope out there for many! http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/143167-ajax-3rd-choice-goal-keeper/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Boo. *Titanic picture* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 Boo. *Titanic picture* i only posted the link because the picture wasn't working for me and when i googled 'ajax 3rd choice keeper' it was the first thing that came up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 What the f**k is it with the Sunday Supplement knockers ? No M, not those kind of knockers.....I mean the miserable, tight arsed b*****ds who extract the supplement without buying the paper ! It's got to the stage where you now have to dig at least to the sixth level of papers to get one that still has the wee magazine ! FFS, for the sake of a couple o bob....buy the fuckin paper !! :angry: To be honest Menzies probably didn't deliver your paper shop enough supps! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 This morning my girlfriend dropped the bombshell that she's never, ever tried Branston pickle before. Is she the only one??? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 5, 2011 Share Posted December 5, 2011 http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-12-05/eight-ferraris-crash-at-gathering-of-narcissists-.html 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Type "what defines an English person" in to google. Wikipedia's suggestion made me chuckle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 Type "what defines an English person" in to google. Wikipedia's suggestion made me chuckle. It's still funny the second time around, smurphy bet you to it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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