jamamafegan Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Apparently I'm supporting Croatia in the Euro's How did this happen, and how do I get rid of it? Settings => Profile => scroll down and pick your team 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I almost got run over by a Dundee player today. That's really been the highlight of my day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I almost got run over by a Dundee player today. That's really been the highlight of my day. Did the 'Polis' car chasing miss you as well................? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I almost got run over by a Dundee player today. That's really been the highlight of my day. You were always safe, they miss everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buddie06smfc Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 ↑ The Guy Above me Got Frimponged 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 You were always safe, they miss everything. Well it was Steven Milne.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Had a meat feast pizza from Asda last night watching the manc derby. Can I say, the pizza is tastey, but you'll regret it for the next few days. The farts I have produced have caused my brother to projectile vomit and has also caused outrage on public transport. Finished doing a firey shite on the pan not too long ago. Jesus my insides must be melting by the heat of these things. Life, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Went to the gym tonight, got there and realised I'd lifted the wrong bag. I can't remember packing an mi5 agent.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Went out for a stroll along the Clyde Riviera this evening (and up to Lyle Hill to see no less than 22 mountains) and I feel rather sunburnt now. Did not expect this in Scotland without spending literally all day outside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 Watching Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents. A couple watching their Son pished walking into a strip bar phone him, he says he's going to the library, they then start having a good 3 minute conversation about whether he's actually going to a library 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 My feet are humming right now, it seems when I wear trainers my feet stink really bad, like worse than normal than when I wear fancy shoes, strange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I'm successfully getting out of the friend zone! Wish me luck boys! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I'm successfully getting out of the friend zone! Wish me luck boys! Best of luck, the friend zone has denied me a couple of times recently, I was tempted to shout "f**k off I hate you very much" as a last resort in one of the situations! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 My feet are humming right now, it seems when I wear trainers my feet stink really bad, like worse than normal than when I wear fancy shoes, strange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 The friend zone is a load of nonsense. It's an excuse used by women who find you repulsive. In my experience birds are more than happy to be nailed, regardless of the fact you've been friends with them for ages. Women are equally as sluty as men. Some of them just try to hide it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 The friend zone is a load of nonsense. It's an excuse used by women who find you repulsive. In my experience birds are more than happy to be nailed, regardless of the fact you've been friends with them for ages. Women are equally as sluty as men. Some of them just try to hide it. f**k sake cheers. Repulsive eh? That was a bit brutal. Hurt my feelings so you did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 The friend zone is a load of nonsense. It's an excuse used by women who find you repulsive. In my experience birds are more than happy to be nailed, regardless of the fact you've been friends with them for ages. Women are equally as sluty as men. Some of them just try to hide it. To be fair that's true. I went round a group of lassies i was friends with for 3 years at differing points in the friendship. She's either been riding someone else or doesn't like you. Either way if she offers it ride the fucker, and be selfish too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 It's not just a random friend. She's my "best" female friend. And she's hot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 f**k sake cheers. Repulsive eh? That was a bit brutal. Hurt my feelings so you did. Just noising you up a bit, Matty. That's my style you see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 It's not just a random friend. She's my "best" female friend. And she's hot. random friend... best friend.... its all the same. Good luck anyway young Matthew. Ride and Hide buddy, Ride and Hide.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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