Swampy Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 A guy from work has recently come back from holiday in Tanzania and felt compelled to buy this African joke book. This is the level of hilarity: Man: Walks to the doctor to ask what's wrong with him. Doctor: You have cancer. WTF? I need to see this book. This sounds marvellous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFPo33h5asg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFPo33h5asg very apt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dafc-15 Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Anyone else have the feeling that no matter how much you help a "friend" out they always treat you like shit, no matter what? Feel like such a idiot, walked over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Anyone else have the feeling that no matter how much you help a "friend" out they always treat you like shit, no matter what? Feel like such a idiot, walked over. ^^^^^Nick Clegg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam. Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 (edited) It's kinda mental to think my best friend got diagnosed with cancer when we were six. Thankfully my parents kept the seriousness of it away from me and I just thought Jenny's ill but she's going to the hospital so it'll be fine. Eventually she beat it. I moved away aged 9 and never really kept contact with her, a letter every now and then. These days I have her added on Facebook and never talk with her. On a somewhat less deep note, I've lived here 3 years now. All of them >18 and I had no idea the Blues Bonanza existed until yesterday. The city centre was packed. Edited June 30, 2012 by Liam. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goran Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Start a new job tomorrow morning. I've only just graduated so it's the first job I'm starting where I actually want to be there and not just a shitty Tesco job for the summer. I'm pretty excited but also keiching myself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 I am on backshift for the first time in my life this week, I can only assume its going to be terrible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I've got fireball jawbreakers. Dancer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Speed checker Have you been caught speeding recently? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Speed checker Have you been caught speeding recently? Oh Nooo!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I hope TITP is shite for the cretins that will be attending. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-18675046 I liked this. A guide to Japanese visiting Scotland . I particularly like the asdvise to avoid men in Green or Blue football tops. And flat sauasge is a no no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurbineTon Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Speed checker Have you been caught speeding recently? Get it right up yi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-18675046 I liked this. A guide to Japanese visiting Scotland . I particularly like the asdvise to avoid men in Green or Blue football tops. And flat sauasge is a no no. In fairness we should all avoid men in green football tops and it should be easier now to avoid men in blue ones; unless you live in Peterhead, Annan.......... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk...otland-18675046 I liked this. A guide to Japanese visiting Scotland . I particularly like the asdvise to avoid men in Green or Blue football tops. And flat sauasge is a no no. I think it might be the mum of a friend of mine that's written it. What makes it funnier is that both her sons are buns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The big chair Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Just peeled an orange with a knife for the first time. It had never occurred to me that you needed a knife for orange peeling, but the Tropicana advert on the telly showed me the error of my ways. Have to say it felt quite manly and satisfying, but I feel I need to broaden my horizons now. Which other fruits are better when peeled with a chib? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane-don Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Just peeled an orange with a knife for the first time. It had never occurred to me that you needed a knife for orange peeling, but the Tropicana advert on the telly showed me the error of my ways. Have to say it felt quite manly and satisfying, but I feel I need to broaden my horizons now. Which other fruits are better when peeled with a chib? Apples are best eaten with a knife. No peeling, just cutting off slices and eating them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaviliunas Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I just pissed in a bag of chocolate buttons and threw it out the window. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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