uni Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 My obsession with Amy MacDonald has resulted in me watching The Wright Stuff on Channel 5 because she is on. What a horrible programme, do people actually like this shite? Do they take it seriously? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 That never stopped Dave. Zing! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 My obsession with Amy MacDonald has resulted in me watching The Wright Stuff on Channel 5 because she is on. What a horrible programme, do people actually like this shite? Do they take it seriously? Well, she's sold quite a few records, so I guess they do, but there's no denying she's shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Yeah, but he might be a munter. It could take ages. That never stopped Dave. Rohypnol's fucking ace. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Me and the mrs finished a few days ago. This is the first time I've been completely unmashed since, with time to sit and think about stuff. Feels fucking shite. Jammy fecker,your 18/19 years old,go have a shagathon,remember if you wake up and the burd next to you is a heefer,shag her again in the morning because your getting slagged fae your mates anyway so might as well go the whole hog 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted August 13, 2012 Share Posted August 13, 2012 Well, she's sold quite a few records, so I guess they do, but there's no denying she's shite. Touche. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goran Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 I'm incredibly unfit. Need to start becoming more active but it's demoralising when you are destroyed after about 25 mins of fives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Carr Posted August 14, 2012 Share Posted August 14, 2012 WTF? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Virgin Trains lose the West Coast Main Line franchise. My link Branson and Gloag won't be happy.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodside Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Me and the mrs finished a few days ago. This is the first time I've been completely unmashed since, with time to sit and think about stuff. Feels fucking shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 I just farted after exercising and it smells awfully, like nuclear waste. Not only that but the smell of the fart has fused with the smell of sweat, running into the shower asap! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 I had a migraine yesterday and phoned in sick. Now I'm sure all my colleagues think I skived off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Playing 5's last night and I reckon I have pulled some tendons in my foot! Quite bad bruising just under the ankle bone and can't put any weight on the heel of my foot so walking like a fud on the ball of my foot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 I had a migraine yesterday and phoned in sick. Now I'm sure all my colleagues think I skived off. A few years ago I was off for a month because I had an operation on my hand and because of the type of job time off was the only option. This appeared in the local paper the second week I was off, I was told it caused quite a stir, I found it hilarious. You will notice the dodgy hand is behind my back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 A few years ago I was off for a month because I had an operation on my hand and because of the type of job time off was the only option. This appeared in the local paper the second week I was off, I was told it caused quite a stir, I found it hilarious. You will notice the dodgy hand is behind my back. Are you the one in the middle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Mon the Dee, always said I was good enough for the SPL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 I had a migraine yesterday and phoned in sick. Now I'm sure all my colleagues think I skived off. Migraine? It's all in your heid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 A few years ago I was off for a month because I had an operation on my hand and because of the type of job time off was the only option. This appeared in the local paper the second week I was off, I was told it caused quite a stir, I found it hilarious. You will notice the dodgy hand is behind my back. The only one with a good hand showing is dressed like a woman, no wonder it caused a stir at your work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 (edited) The only one with a good hand showing is dressed like a woman, no wonder it caused a stir at your work My good hand is gently and lovingly squeezing young John's firm buttock, why do you think it's only me and him that's smiling in the picture? edit for smelling mistook. Edited August 15, 2012 by stimpy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 An advert for Gregg Wallace t-shirts has appeared at the side of my facebook page. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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