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I think I heard once that you can get done for that. Some kind of dangerous driving or similar.

Oh aye. I mind my auld man telling me he got done for it years ago. Although it was 2 police walking the beat he splashed...

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I was walking to the mall to buy Fifa on Saturday and I got splashed a 'dullyin' by not one but two pickup trucks. I was still sodden when I got to the game shop, so much so that when I was signing the receipt the guy actually had to go and find paper towels to mop up the counter. I explained that I'd been involuntarily splashed and he called me a "poor thing". Just thought I'd throw that out there.

I felt bad because I splashed her and her wee yappy dug (I guess it's yappy, all they wee dugs are.) The wee woman never even looked round. It was a right sad sight in my mirror.

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Oh aye. I mind my auld man telling me he got done for it years ago. Although it was 2 police walking the beat he splashed...

:lol:

I felt bad because I splashed her and her wee yappy dug (I guess it's yappy, all they wee dugs are.) The wee woman never even looked round. It was a right sad sight in my mirror.

You're getting charged once I report you.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1220013/Driver-faces-prosecution-deliberately-soaking-children-puddles--posting-video-online.html

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I met Nick Knowles in Harthill Services today.

Him and his DIY SOS crew are up to renovate a place called 'The Yard' in Edinburgh for kids with special needs for Children in Need due to be aired in November.

Perhaps when you're watching it next month you can turn to you're partner/kid/grandchild and say 'Dee Man off of Pie and Bovril met Nick Knowles at Harthill Services while he was filming this last month', just before they give you a look that says 'You have lost the fucking plot'.

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Just read on facebook that there is a third year at the school I went to been caught doing lines of coke in the toilets. Her punishment? Lunchtime detention. Stay classy PGS.

Can't wait to tell this to my mate who went to PGS. I always wind him up saying PHS was always better. Good material there!

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Just read on facebook that there is a third year at the school I went to been caught doing lines of coke in the toilets. Her punishment? Lunchtime detention. Stay classy PGS.

There isn't the slightest chance that this is true. The school will have called the police immediately.

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There isn't the slightest chance that this is true. The school will have called the police immediately.

Not sure about that. When I was at school a boy in my year took a funny turn after going a bit daft on eccies in between classes and they definitely didn't call the police on him.

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Was at the golf at Carnoustie today and Michael Phelps refused to sign autographs

So did Gary Anderson at the weekend, unless it was done in the appropriate place and £15 was handed over first, fucking w****r !
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