Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 Guy draws a pic of himself good enough to get it on a driving license in Sweden.... Pretty damn good I would say.... http://www.bbc.co.uk...europe-20739778 I thought that Granny's name was Clive? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 I thought that Granny's name was Clive? As in Dunn........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 As in Dunn........ As in Dangercunt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 As in Dangercunt. You really need some new material Zen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 15, 2012 Share Posted December 15, 2012 You really need some new material Zen. What can you do, every year I send my letter to Santa, 'please Santa send me a funny book' and every year I get a book with numbered tickets in it for somewhere called Tanna Dichei. I'm not sure what's going on, but I'm sure of this, Santa is one sick person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 The pitfalls of drinking real ale. I've been farting on the hour, every hour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 16, 2012 Share Posted December 16, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexi Collector Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Not the face. NOT THE FUCKING FACE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabianKnight Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 My partner's snoring is terrible, driving me nuts, any suggestions? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Kick in the pie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Kick in the pie. Fixed your BBC internet issues yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Fixed your BBC internet issues yet? Nope I'm stumped. Will put some time aside tomorrow to try and fix the problem but I've not got my hopes up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabianKnight Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Kick in the pie. No, then she will be awake and moaning, which is even worse than her snoring! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Nope I'm stumped. Will put some time aside tomorrow to try and fix the problem but I've not got my hopes up. #PrayforJamamafegan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 My partner's snoring is terrible, driving me nuts, any suggestions? Smother➡chainsaw➡black bag➡Loch Lomond 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalmedieStag Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Smother➡chainsaw➡black bag➡Loch Lomond ^^^^^^^^^ Mark Bridger IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabianKnight Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Smother➡chainsaw➡black bag➡Loch Lomond I slightly less chance of getting caught and infinitely less messy thought process with the same outcome has crossed my mind seceral times now tonight! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BalmedieStag Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I slightly less chance of getting caught and infinitely less messy thought process with the same outcome has crossed my mind seceral times now tonight! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ian Huntley IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Answered the door earlier. Delivery guy says to me that he has a Telescope to deliver and who is the person getting it for christmas? He left after my wife and daughter shouted and swore at him. Guess I will just have to act surprised on the day! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Answered the door earlier. Delivery guy says to me that he has a Telescope to deliver and who is the person getting it for christmas? He left after my wife and daughter shouted and swore at him. Guess I will just have to act surprised on the day! You'll be really surprised when you get a boxed set of Casualty and you're next door neighbour gets a telescope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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