The Troll Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 My fingers are just not dainty enough for this new tablet. It's very frustrating. You being Ill is small comfort. Ahh that explains it, I had a touchscreen phone for a month. It used to unlock itself and text people when in my pocket, sadly these texts made more sense than the ones I typed myself 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Due to there being dregs of alcohol left in my house, I stumbled upon vanilla vodka and diet irn bru last night . I fully endorse it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Hangover shits. I have successfully stunk out my house 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latapythelegend Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Saw Mad Bill in Spoons last night. Not seen that man in a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 (edited) Running on about 1-2 hours sleep and just got back from work, put my new keyboard in front of me that I received in the post and I didn't plug it in for a while as I was reading more reviews about it, still using my old keyboard. Proceeded to find out if I activated one key first and pressed a few F keys it'd act as a multimedia function to my pleasant surprise. However, to much of my distress, this button did not work as stated, after two minutes of furious button-bashing... I realised it wasn't plugged in. I need sleep. Edited December 28, 2012 by Martin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Saw Mad Bill in Spoons last night. Not seen that man in a while. Did he have a plastic bag with him? If so, is there any truth in the rumour that the plastic bag contains more plastic bags? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 I see there's talk of renaming Birmingham Airport to The Ozzy Osbourne International Airport. The UK already has two airports named after celebrities: Liverpool's after John Lennon and Belfast's after George Best. What is it with us naming airports after folk who were renowned for getting off their tits? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 I see there's talk of renaming Birmingham Airport to The Ozzy Osbourne International Airport. The UK already has two airports named after celebrities: Liverpool's after John Lennon and Belfast's after George Best. What is it with us naming airports after folk who were renowned for getting off their tits? National pasttime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 I see there's talk of renaming Birmingham Airport to The Ozzy Osbourne International Airport. The UK already has two airports named after celebrities: Liverpool's after John Lennon and Belfast's after George Best. What is it with us naming airports after folk who were renowned for getting off their tits? The government are looking for names for the new Forth bridge.......Jim Baxter.....Steve Paterson.....? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 The government are looking for names for the new Forth bridge.......Jim Baxter.....Steve Paterson.....? The Andy McLaren Bridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Personally, i'm looking forward to Smeaton International: This Is Glasgow; We'll Set Aboot Ye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northsea80 Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 (edited) I want to share? Hmmmm I see mrs m's name next to posts and assume that she's single and looks like Joan holloway! She looks like Joan holloway doesn't she Oh Mrs M! Edited December 29, 2012 by Northsea80 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Personally, i'm looking forward to Smeaton International: This Is Glasgow; We'll Set Aboot Ye. Also known as "fantasists international". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 After a few years I only now realise that 'Supras' is not 'Surplas', always read his posts as that....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 After a few years I only now realise that 'Supras' is not 'Surplas', always read his posts as that....... After a few years then, it may be time to get tested for dyslexia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 After a few years then, it may be time to get tested for dyslexia. Possibly.............. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 I want to share? Hmmmm I see mrs m's name next to posts and assume that she's single and looks like Joan holloway! She looks like Joan holloway doesn't she Oh mrs mr! I don't know who she is! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 After a few years I only now realise that 'Supras' is not 'Surplas', always read his posts as that....... Don't worry about it, for ages I though we had a poster called "keithyg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Someone from P&B just added me on PS3. Their PSN name? "MabozzaRitchie03" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 28, 2012 Share Posted December 28, 2012 Someone from P&B just added me on PS3. Their PSN name? "MabozzaRitchie03" I believe the 03 stands for when that joke was first uttered. 1903. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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