dan_ict Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 (edited) Recently, a boy in the area hung himself. One of his pals recently uploaded this photo: I know it's pretty terrible, but I absolutely pished myself laughing. What an absolute fucking roaster. Edited July 14, 2013 by dan_ict 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 A very foxy Asian girl just caught me smiling at her licking her ice cream & immediately blushed as she realised the sexual conitations of it......I really ought to grow up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 A very foxy Asian girl just caught me smiling at her licking her ice cream & immediately blushed as she realised the sexual conitations of it......I really ought to grow up! Why are you posting on here instead of discussing her technique with her? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Why are you posting on here instead of discussing her technique with her? You make a great point MC.....I need to raise my game! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 You make a great point MC.....I need to raise my game! Game improvement available here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_K_97 Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 I have just seen this hing and I have absolutely nae clue whatsoever as to what it's on about http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6Htaizroq0 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 Game improvement available here Well...you've got to be in it to win it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 A very foxy Asian girl just caught me smiling at her licking her ice cream & immediately blushed as she realised the sexual conitations of it......I really ought to grow up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 how dare you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 I have just seen this hing and I have absolutely nae clue whatsoever as to what it's on about http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6Htaizroq0 Soft Bank are the equivalent of Vodaphone or somebody, not that that helps in understanding the meaning of this advert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 I went to the zoo yesterday for the first time in years. Was a dece day out but most of the animals I was looking forward to seeing (lions, tigers, kangaroos) were asleep. The tiger in particular looked comatosed. Highlight of the day was seeing two tortoises shagging. We were standing in front of the glass along with about 6 kids and their families when one the tortoises mounted the other and started pumping away in slow motion. One of the zoo keepers jumped into the tank and started taking photos and all the kids were asking their parents, "what are they doing?" and "why is the man taking pictures?". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 Just heading home now from spending a long weekend in Liverpool, really enjoy it. Much better than I was expecting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 15, 2013 Share Posted July 15, 2013 ^^^^ got 3 fingers up. Didn't you read the post? He was in Liverpool.....would have got a fist up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Too much Tennents last night, Bert? Not quite as bad as the Billy Reid tattoo on my right arse cheek but embarrassing none the less. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bully_wee Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 (edited) I just walked past Christine Bleakley of on-the-telly fame. This is the latest of a spate of celebrity-based incidents over the last year including being followed on Twitter by Wagner and walking past Raymond from River City. Edited July 16, 2013 by the_bully_wee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Kanye West is the boi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 I just walked past Christine Bleakley of on-the-telly fame. This is the latest of of spate of celebrity incidents involving the last year including being followed on Twitter by Wagner and walking past Raymond from River City. I feel a thread coming on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 In other news, I managed to lock myself out and had to get the painter to open a slightly ajar window fully before I clambered through, I've had my fix of drama for the day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Turned the tables on a couple of Jehovahs at the door this morning, by getting out one of my books and preaching to them about ancient astronaut theories, Sumerian texts and alien DNA. Was'nt long before they buggered off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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