thehoss Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Just saw a TV advert for a toy called doggy doo, when you put plastercine in the dogs mouth pump some handle and it eventually works it's way to his erse where he plops it out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Yes this is usually advertised alongside Gooey Looey whereby you have to pick bogies out of a head until he sneezes his brains out. Lovely. It was! It was the next advert on, just thought I'd pick the funnier of the two. 5 kids all sitting round a table watching a dog do a plastercine shite! Be cheaper just to take them to the park and they can do the same thing!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 There is an advert on the subway that I keep catching out of the corner of my eye, and think it's for a Hulk Hogan appearance. It's actually for some sort of Caribbean festival 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 It was! It was the next advert on, just thought I'd pick the funnier of the two. 5 kids all sitting round a table watching a dog do a plastercine shite! Be cheaper just to take them to the park and they can do the same thing!! That's been out a while actually. I got it last year for my son and I saw a good few people on Facebook had bought it for their kids too. It's been sitting in the toybox since the middle of January. The novelty wears off pretty quickly and the "poo" (it's like those tubs of slime you used to get that make fart noises when you squish them) just ends up going too runny and sticky to work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 That's been out a while actually. I got it last year for my son and I saw a good few people on Facebook had bought it for their kids too. It's been sitting in the toybox since the middle of January. The novelty wears off pretty quickly and the "poo" (it's like those tubs of slime you used to get that make fart noises when you squish them) just ends up going too runny and sticky to work. Well that's my Christmas ruined! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Well that's my Christmas ruined! Sorry, pal! I just didn't want you wasting your £20 or whatever it costs for five minutes of fun. You can have ours if you like? You'll need a new tub of doggy doo though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Sorry, pal! I just didn't want you wasting your £20 or whatever it costs for five minutes of fun. You can have ours if you like? You'll need a new tub of doggy doo though. Lol, no it's ok, probably better to find it out now than when I play with it on Christmas and the doggy doo burns through my carpet! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Just saw a TV advert for a toy called doggy doo, when you put plastercine in the dogs mouth pump some handle and it eventually works it's way to his erse where he plops it out. Or just feed it some fat on a string, let it shit it out, feed it to another one and hey presto, you've got a super effective cheap lead for walking multiple dogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Or just feed it some fat on a string, let it shit it out, feed it to another one and hey presto, you've got a super effective cheap lead for walking multiple dogs. Barf! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 It's a panda, let's settle people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Thoughts and prayers with Tian Tian in these sad and dark times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 The pandas have trolled everyone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Thoughts and prayers with Tian Tian in these sad and dark times. Wasn't even pregnant in the first place, nothing like a pretend panda pregnancy to keep the visitor numbers up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Tickets bought for this guy and this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEVFKX85ze4 on the 26th Donaghadees galore. Where on earth is Gesaffelstein playing? One of the best electronic artists on the go at the moment. Did you know he produced two tracks on Kanye West's new record as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Wasn't even pregnant in the first place, nothing like a pretend panda pregnancy to keep the visitor numbers up. They better get it's fat panda arse back to work pronto! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 They better get it's fat panda arse back to work pronto! Sitting on its arse doing nothing but eating and thinking it's pregnant. We sure this panda ain't scottish! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 This panda sounds like some lassies from my old school. Doing nothing at all and 'supposedly' pregnant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 Nobody told me it had to be Panda sperm.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 You've got to hand it to her, she's bucked the trend in Edinburgh. She got the hoose then kidded on she was pregnant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted October 15, 2013 Share Posted October 15, 2013 You've got to hand it to her, she's bucked the trend in Edinburgh. She got the hoose then kidded on she was pregnant. Let's take time to think of would be dad in this situation. Man was legendary, telling him mates he finally did it, got some bird up the duff, walking around like he was gallus. Embarrassing or whit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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