KeeperDee Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 DO NOT get your thing out on the train. It will not end well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverSinging Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 I'm reading this on the train just now and had a little outloud giggle at something I saw. Unfortunately the two guys beside me cracked a joke and also laughed at the same time, making this particularly awkward as they obviously think I'm constantly eavesdropping on their conversation. I can feel the tension already. When I was at school there was an annoying, middle age, female teacher who always tried to be really pally with her pupils to the extent that she'd be saying stuff like "C'mon lads you know me I like a chat as much as the next guy but we need to get on with our work". The problem was her banter was absolutely terrible. Once she was trying to get these two girls to cut out their conversation but unfortunately she wasn't confident enough to just tell them to be quiet. Instead she tried to edge into their conversation in an awkward attempt to convince them to stop talking in a 'matey' way. This culminated in her laughing at a joke she had absolutely no chance of hearing and then awkward eye contact between the three of them as their collective laughter gave way to sheepish, confused, awkward looks and the realisation that the teacher had absolutely no idea what they had found funny. She went all red and went back to her desk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Just got a letter from Dundee city council threatening legal action over an outstanding amount of council tax. I owe £3.77 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GorgieRoad Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Went out last night and tried drinking a glass of water between every drink, woke up feeling as well as I've ever done after a night out. Definitely recommended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Went out last night and tried drinking a glass of water between every drink, woke up feeling as well as I've ever done after a night out. Definitely recommended. How often did you need to pee though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Just got a letter from Dundee city council threatening legal action over an outstanding amount of council tax. I owe £3.77 Send them it in pennies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Just got a letter from Dundee city council threatening legal action over an outstanding amount of council tax. I owe £3.77 Call their bluff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted November 16, 2013 Share Posted November 16, 2013 Went out last night and tried drinking a glass of water between every drink, woke up feeling as well as I've ever done after a night out. Definitely recommended. Try having a pint of beer or lager between every drink. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 My girlfriend is combing over from the failed statelet for a wee tomorrow and I have 2 games left on my Football Manger season. I am up finishing this off before she arrives, can't have a Portuguese cup final left unplaced! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 My girlfriend is combing over from the failed statelet for a wee tomorrow and I have 2 games left on my Football Manger season. I am up finishing this off before she arrives, can't have a Portuguese cup final left unplaced! You are in a relationship with an incontinent Bobby Charlton? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 You are in a relationship with an incontinent Bobby Charlton? She's coming for a week. Well, she will be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Just discovered that a toddler which my mum childminded and I always saw after school was in fact Jordan Rhodes. Weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 I have a friend who was asking for a famous lookalike to post as their Facebook pic. I suggested Jimmy Calderwood, which is actually a cracking lookalike, although given she's a burd, I doubt she's going to go ahead with it. Hope she does though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Saw a sign saying "ploughing competition" whilst out for my run this morning...........you can only imagine my disappointment upon my arrival: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint dave Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Breaking Bad alternate ending http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9kZivVxB3vU 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 At the game yesterday, a P&Ber (who will remain remain nameless) said he thought one of the Stenny player's sister was 'a wee piece'. I pointed out she was about 14, he scowled and said in an abrasive manner 'well that's her fucking problem'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Start 5 weeks of nightshift tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Tornado warning here today, complete with sirens, spent a couple of hours in the basement for safety. Pah!, I've seen/been out in stronger winds in Caithness (probably played golf in them too!) I know a "straight" wind or gusts are different from the rotation of a tornado. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Tornado warning here today, complete with sirens, spent a couple of hours in the basement for safety. Pah!, I've seen/been out in stronger winds in Caithness (probably played golf in them too!) I know a "straight" wind or gusts are different from the rotation of a tornado. Missed opportunity to run about with your jacket pulled above your head as a sail imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev23 Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 I can't link as I am on my phone but the 'horse tip' thread in the junior forum is something else 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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