Sergeant Wilson Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 not sure it could withstand 17t of weight! I wasn't intending being in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Bit heavy handed with the West Indian Pepper Sauce in my soup for lunch today.......arsehole like a weeping sore all afternoon! You do know you're supposed to eat it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Bit heavy handed with the West Indian Pepper Sauce in my soup for lunch today.......arsehole like a weeping sore all afternoon! Dip your arse over the side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 BBC4 are repeating the 1979 TV version of Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy with Alec Guiness as Smiley The scenes set in 1970s Czechoslovakia are shot in Glasgow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Hey, cunto. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25008237 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 As I got up at 05:30 this morning after my daughter finally went back to sleep, I decided to make brownies. I make excellent brownies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Just got a spam call on the house line and decided to play along, despite them having the wrong name and address. They told me they would deduct £200 from my account for removing the number from the list, so I asked for the company name. Asked them to spell it, to which the guy responded "Are you illiterate? You sound like you don't speak English, you must be Indian, we deduct £500 from your account." I told them to crack on, but make it £1000. He then asked if I have a wife, because he wanted me to send her to India so he could f*ck her (his actual words) and then he cut me off. 2 mins later, another guy calls to say £100 has been deducted from my BarclaysNatWest account, so I asked for the company name again and he sang at me. Fun day off! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 As I got up at 05:30 this morning after my daughter finally went back to sleep, I decided to make brownies. I make excellent brownies. Yep, I'm sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desert Nomad Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 New Volvo advert, pretty damn cool. Never much liked JCVD before. http://distractify.com/people/amazing/the-epic-split-featuring-van-damme/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 I thought my laptop hard drive was playing up as I kept hearing noises but it was actually the fragrance spray thing that my wife bought that is faulty. Pretty relieved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 I fucking hate banks in the USA, corrupt fuckers the lot of em 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Holy fcuking shit! Has anybody realised that the waterslide is just going to be the world's largest wedgie machine? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 I can't watch those Dolmio adverts without thinking of the puppets saying "awright bawjaws!". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 About to start reading the new Michael Connelly book which was released today(21st). Could be a long night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 I once had one of those calls, but at work. I took a firm line "This is a government building. Give me the name and address of your company and the name of your superior". Every time he spoke, I repeated my line. Eventually he snapped and said "F**k you" about 10 times and hung up. Got another call from his boss 10 minutes later, and I repeated the line to him. No snapping, though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 How not to speak to a judge http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/05/22/46724.htm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 Just made sundried tomato soup after making a butter basted roast chicken. Lovely. Practice for Xmas when I'll be cooking for my parents for the first time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renton Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Quite thought provoking: http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/nov/21/death-penalty-former-executioner-jerry-givens 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Spent yesterday morning in hospital as I thought I'd had another TIA (mini stroke) Turns out I hadn't but scary as hell, especially as I'm living alone these days. 5 hours of tests, MRI etc, full "stroke protocol" then given the all clear to come home. Feeling ok today but still a bit shaken..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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