Fudge Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 I was going to bring up my best mate who's just moved in with a Chinese girl but she was born and has lived in Scotland all her life right enough. Probably speaks Chinese to her folks though when nobody's around though? Safe to say that he should find out a bit more about this before their relationship gets any more serious? He has my blessing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 I once had sex with a Romanian hooker, does that make me a creep? Where's the justice in that Fudge you racist. Of course I'm hilariously joking, I've never done that and Fudge is a sexy b*****d and not a racist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 I hate needing to buy jeans. Always end up with GStar ones. The only ones I find comfortable round the thigh, ON the hip, and not a health hazard to the bollocks. G Star are fucking horrible. Get a pair of Levis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 I go for the plain styled GStar. Used to swear by Levi's for years til the skinny trend came in and even the cut of standard straight jeans suffered because of this horrible skinny phase. Tried pairs of straight and boot cut Levi's, Diesel & Tommy Hilfiger in Frasers in Glasgow. Not a fucking decent fit to be found. Need to visit the Levi's store in Edinburgh methinks, they've got a better selection of fits. Replay Jeans are fantastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 Cani stand them. They hurt my bollocks and strangle my thighs. Unfortunate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Holy f**k I moved countries to be with my wife, does that make me a creep? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Holy f**k I moved countries to be with my wife, does that make me a creep? No, it makes you a normal person who wanted to be with the person they loved. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/leading-geneticist-dr-eugene-mccarthy-claims-humans-descended-from-sex-between-chimp-and-pig/story-fn5fsgyc-1226772205999 Humans descended from chimps and pigs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/leading-geneticist-dr-eugene-mccarthy-claims-humans-descended-from-sex-between-chimp-and-pig/story-fn5fsgyc-1226772205999 Humans descended from chimps and pigs. Found this quote particularly amusing at this time of the morning In a cheeky critique of the geneticist Myers suggests Dr McCarthy do the experimental work himself and try mating with a pig to see what happens. ... you cheeky scamp you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 http://www.news.com.au/technology/science/leading-geneticist-dr-eugene-mccarthy-claims-humans-descended-from-sex-between-chimp-and-pig/story-fn5fsgyc-1226772205999 Humans descended from chimps and pigs. Can't see how that comes as a surprise to a Dee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SodjesSixteenIncher Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 I've noticed that airports always have an unusually high number of absolutely stunning burds kicking about. Seen about 5 9s/10s so far this morning. Airports are dece. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Guys who have girlfriends whose first language isn't English are almost always absolute creeps. Not totally true. I was recently seeing a Lithuanian girl. I thought it might be a good idea because she wouldn't understand a word I said. However, it ended last week because she genuinely didn't understand a word I said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luggy's lingerie Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 Creeps are creeps - regardless of the first language of their girlfriends. However I do agree that a high proportion of guys with Russian / Thai girlfriends are total creeps, especially the Russian / Thai guys they are with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 One of my best friends partner's has left her, completely out of the blue, I think. Devasted for her, just don't know what to say/do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 One of my best friends partner's has left her, completely out of the blue, I think. Devasted for her, just don't know what to say/do. Don't go to to be pub with the (now ex) partner for a wee while even if you are friends though (as is often the case). Doesn't usually go down well with the other I discovered! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 One of my best friends partner's has left her, completely out of the blue, I think. Devasted for her, just don't know what to say/do. I suspect for once the traditional P&B suggestions of "Get her pumped" and "Boot her in the pie" may not be appropriate... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehoss Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 I suspect for once the traditional P&B suggestions of "Get her pumped" and "Boot her in the pie" may not be appropriate... How about get her pumped in the boot or the pie?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Ya wee p***k. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/6161691.stm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 An hour ago I said "I'll just wait in the car" as the other half, her mum and gran went into ASDA to get some tatties. I'm still out in the car waiting FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 An hour ago I said "I'll just wait in the car" as the other half, her mum and gran went into ASDA to get some tatties. I'm still out in the car waiting FFS. You'll be fine as long as they left the window open a bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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