one m in Motherwell Posted April 2, 2014 Share Posted April 2, 2014 You're in the bathroom section, move away from the shaving mirrors. 6/10 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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topcat(The most tip top) Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 I never count my feet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 I hate that bit in the kevin bacon advert when he says he's going to watch the footy later and "i hope theres some bite in midfield" it really gets me down 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 I hate that bit in the kevin bacon advert when he says he's going to watch the footy later and "i hope theres some bite in midfield" it really gets me down Fixed that for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Hope he can write in English. If not make sure he ends any name with "ski" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 I managed to poke myself in the eye when going for a pish earlier (with my finger; last time I measured my cock it was 6.2 inches when erect). It was sore but not even comparable to the time someone threw a paper plate in my eye. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 I managed to poke myself in the eye when going for a pish earlier (with my finger; last time I measured my cock it was 6.2 inches when erect). It was sore but not even comparable to the time someone threw a paper plate in my eye. What did you use to measure to a decimal fraction of an imperial unit? I've been looking for something that will do this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 I managed to poke myself in the eye when going for a pish earlier (with my finger; last time I measured my cock it was 6.2 inches when erect). It was sore but not even comparable to the time someone threw a paper plate in my eye. No wonder you can't get a burd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 What did you use to measure to a decimal fraction of an imperial unit? I've been looking for something that will do this A ruler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 A ruler Aye, a Seville one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 No wonder you can't get a burd. That makes no sense. I don't walk about with erect cock out, so how would any women know how big or small it was? Surely if the size of my penis was an issue then the problem wouldn't be getting a bird but keeping one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 What did you use to measure to a decimal fraction of an imperial unit? I've been looking for something that will do this A ruler The Queen is only 6.2 inches high? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Just had the phonecall reminding me that I'm supposed to be at a quiz. I'm sub-human scum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Daily Mail I know, but: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595913/Help-Teenage-girl-gets-stuck-DRAIN-removing-metal-cover-try-retrieve-iPhone-feet.html "I was scared she might sink" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Daily Mail I know, but: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2595913/Help-Teenage-girl-gets-stuck-DRAIN-removing-metal-cover-try-retrieve-iPhone-feet.html "I was scared she might sink" Unlikely, she seems to have two beach balls up her jumper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 That makes no sense. I don't walk about with erect cock out, so how would any women know how big or small it was? Surely if the size of my penis was an issue then the problem wouldn't be getting a bird but keeping one. I wasn't talking about the size dear boy, I was talking more about the general crap you post 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Lanarkshire Jag Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I'm an avid user of eBay to enhance my programme collection. Today I received a delivery of recent stuff I'd won in Auctions. One of the items I received - A PTFC handbook for 1969/70 - was an item I did not actually win. Being a nice guy, and the fact that the winning bid was almost £40, I contacted the seller to query if he had intended to send me this, or if he had made an error. I suspect it's the latter. Good deed of the day done, though part of me wonders if there was any legal ramifications if I had just kept quiet and denied receiving the additional handbook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 I'm quite enjoying the new colplay song magic. I think this is sub-conscious schadenfreude as I can't go any of their other shoe gazing pish and probably because it no doubt relates to the turmoil in Martin's personal life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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