Dee Man Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Interesting headline in today's Courier. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1404849414.305705.jpg Not that interesting. Earthquakes are quite common in that part of the world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Just got this email. What do we reckon? Onee of these money laundering scams. Having seen your CV on totaljobs.com.I'm happy to extend the following offer of employment to you on behalf of Meannan Bernard. This offer is contingent upon your passing our mandatory background check, I'm sure you shouldn't have a problem with that.Title: Financial Support Agent.Job Description: You'll be submitting and receiving funds from our clients, insuring that every transaction executed in timely manner.Base Salary: Will be paid in bi-monthly installments of 1,500 pounds, which is equivalent to 27000 pounds on an annual basis, plus commission for each completed transaction.Bonus Potential: Effective upon satisfactory completion of the first 30 days of employment, and based upon the goals and objectives agreed to in the performance development planning process with your manager, you may be eligible for a bonus. The bonus plan for this year and beyond, should such a plan exist, will be based on the formula determined by the company for that year. Additionally, we have bonus for teamwork and “Extra mile bonus”.Benefits: health, life, disability and dental insurance coverage are available after successful completion of 30 days of probationary period. Employee contribution to payment for benefit plans is determined annually.Thank You,Meannan BernardRecruitment Manager 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 It's quite blatantly a scam, Kev. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Kevin Of Kilsyth Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I know. Jist thought id post it for a laugh. End up in Barlinnie within a month. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Just got this email. What do we reckon? Onee of these money laundering scams. Having seen your CV on totaljobs.com. I'm happy to extend the following offer of employment to you on behalf of Meannan Bernard. This offer is contingent upon your passing our mandatory background check, I'm sure you shouldn't have a problem with that. Title: Financial Support Agent. Job Description: You'll be submitting and receiving funds from our clients, insuring that every transaction executed in timely manner. Base Salary: Will be paid in bi-monthly installments of 1,500 pounds, which is equivalent to 27000 pounds on an annual basis, plus commission for each completed transaction. Bonus Potential: Effective upon satisfactory completion of the first 30 days of employment, and based upon the goals and objectives agreed to in the performance development planning process with your manager, you may be eligible for a bonus. The bonus plan for this year and beyond, should such a plan exist, will be based on the formula determined by the company for that year. Additionally, we have bonus for teamwork and “Extra mile bonus”. Benefits: health, life, disability and dental insurance coverage are available after successful completion of 30 days of probationary period. Employee contribution to payment for benefit plans is determined annually. Thank You, Meannan Bernard Recruitment Manager Mentioned here as a scam, not clear why though: http://www.scamwarners.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=86537 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Interesting headline in today's Courier. ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1404849414.305705.jpg A whole new meaning to kissing his ring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 The yellow Cowdenbeath 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Who remembers this bad boy?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 (edited) 10387546_10152217170142543_5286755149145826821_n.jpeg Who remembers this bad boy?! I raise you the accompanying classic which is Hallo aus Berlin (mit Rolli und Rita): Flashbacks of everyone's favourite guy at 2:55 btw. But... BOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!... A decade and a half later and Daniel's still a c*** btw. Edited July 9, 2014 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I raise you the accompanying classic which is Hallo aus Berlin (mit Rolli und Rita): Flashbacks of everyone's favourite guy at 2:55 btw. But... BOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!... A decade and a half later and Daniel's still a c*** btw. I remember it well! Mind the listening test that was the sound of bed springs squeaking followed by a large thud then "Ow! Ow! Es tut weh!" Much laughter was had. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Jocky Scott just said hello to me. Seems he and Archie Knox enjoy a day out at the golf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Jocky Scott just said hello to me. Seems he and Archie Knox enjoy a day out at the golf. Jocky has a 5 handicap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Anyone know what can happen if you don't pay a fine for not having a valid ticket to use pubic transport abroad? I got a fine on the S-Bahn in Berlin, the guy said I had 14 days to pay it but I leave in 7. He took my passport details and my home address, but what can he actually do? If it stops me getting on the plane home I'll definitely pay it (especially with the airport drama I've had already), but if not I'm really struggling to think what they could do with my home address. Send me a letter "strongly advising" me to pay it? Anyone know about shit like this? Ta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 sjc is the local expert on not paying for stuff - shouldnae be long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Anyone know what can happen if you don't pay a fine for not having a valid ticket to use pubic transport abroad? I got a fine on the S-Bahn in Berlin, the guy said I had 14 days to pay it but I leave in 7. He took my passport details and my home address, but what can he actually do? If it stops me getting on the plane home I'll definitely pay it (especially with the airport drama I've had already), but if not I'm really struggling to think what they could do with my home address. Send me a letter "strongly advising" me to pay it? Anyone know about shit like this? Ta. I got two driving fines in Australia, which I didn't bother paying before I left. I got a few letters sent to my home address threatening me with court action before they eventually stopped. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 (edited) sjc is the local expert on not paying for stuff - shouldnae be long. Was more interested in an Ad Lib lecture on stealing teebs. Edit: Cheers Monkman. To make matters worse, he made a few references to what I have to do before I get back to England and then asked me what my home city is. I gave him my best "you are a fucking c**t" look, and said "Edinburgh, which by the way is not in England". I don't think this helped, amazingly. Edited July 10, 2014 by Guest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 You will be stopped at immigration the next time you try to enter Germany and given a proper fucking kicking. And deservedly so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 You will be stopped at immigration the next time you try to enter Germany and given a proper fucking kicking. And deservedly so. #yolo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 10, 2014 Share Posted July 10, 2014 Fake address every time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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