Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 No I was referring to Bob Dylan. I've never heard of 'lapidation' are they any good? They were at Wickerman a few years ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 No I was referring to Bob Dylan. I've never heard of 'lapidation' are they any good?Very popular in the middle east. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 No I was referring to Bob Dylan. I've never heard of 'lapidation' are they any good? Very popular in the middle east. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Death by lapdancer? Beats chemo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Because of my furious masturbating habits the stench from the socks that i shoot my load into are stinking the rest of our washing when it comes out wash so I'm having to do it into a tissue now don't like having to re adjust upon the point of climax Christ, this is getting mentioned everywhere. Either put some soap in the machine or get yourself to the doctor, FFS! Vaguely related to your wanking sock, I guess; I used to know a girl who kept a 'blowjob cup' under her bed for...well, you can imagine. She'd leave it there until it was full before emptying it out. I always wondered what her gentlemen callers thought when, during the haze of post-orgasmic bliss, she pulled out a container filled with other men's spunk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Free Sky Sports today. Glorious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Holy fcuk! Surprised there's anything left of Mother Earth! A Time-Lapse Map of Every Nuclear Explosion Since…: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 I assume so......scary eh?! Never realised there had been so many......even by Britain....45 with the last in the early 90's! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Holy fcuk! Surprised there's anything left of Mother Earth! A Time-Lapse Map of Every Nuclear Explosion Since…: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Holy fcuk! Surprised there's anything left of Mother Earth! A Time-Lapse Map of Every Nuclear Explosion Since…: From that, it's surprising that more governmental headbangers haven't decided that nuclear war isn't a bad idea. Also surprising that our arses don't glow in the dark. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 https://vine.co/v/M37F1mB5IzB A bird shites straight into Ashley Young's mouth - a bird of the air, not a 'burd'........... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Also surprising that our arses don't glow in the dark. Speak for yourself, sunshine. From the radioactivity, Mozza, nothing else 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 From that, it's surprising that more governmental headbangers haven't decided that nuclear war isn't a bad idea. Also surprising that our arses don't glow in the dark. Bit pointless panicking about potential minor leaks from nuclear power stations too. We've probably all got the marginally raised cancer risks already. Go nuke! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 A man is helping a dwarf put his luggage on a rack in a plane. As they sit down clear stuff runs out of the rack. The dwarf says, you broke my bottle of vodka. I'm not happy. "Well which one are you then?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 A man is helping a dwarf put his luggage on a rack in a plane. As they sit down clear stuff runs out of the rack. The dwarf says, you broke my bottle of vodka. I'm not happy. "Well which one are you then?" Grumpy.. Grumpy old f**k like me.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 Holy fcuk! Surprised there's anything left of Mother Earth! A Time-Lapse Map of Every Nuclear Explosion Since…: That is both the coolest and most terrifying thing I think I've ever seen. What the f**k are the French all about? Arseholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 That is both the coolest and most terrifying thing I think I've ever seen. What the f**k are the French all about? Arseholes. L'aresholes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 (edited) That is both the coolest and most terrifying thing I think I've ever seen. What the f**k are the French all about? Arseholes. Another Jewish conspiracy, they missed out the joint Israeli/South African test in 1979. Edited August 16, 2014 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 That is both the coolest and most terrifying thing I think I've ever seen. What the f**k are the French all about? Arseholes. I used to think that the worst that they could do was to fart in your general direction. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted August 16, 2014 Share Posted August 16, 2014 I used to think that the worst that they could do was to fart breath in your general direction. Fixed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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