Mark Connolly Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Someone has invented a device to stop footballs going into neighbours' gardens. Better than the kitchen knife our neighbours used to use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Someone has invented a device to stop footballs going into neighbours' gardens. Better than the kitchen knife our neighbours used to use. Love how they are claiming this as some amazing innovation. It's a net, they've "invented" a big net. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Probably been posted before but for any deluded P+B'ers thinking of choosing the 2 letter option. You know it doesn't make sense. Vote YES independence ɪndɪˈpɛnd(ə)ns/ noun noun: independence the fact or state of being independent. "Argentina gained independence from Spain in 1816" synonyms: self-government, self-rule, home rule, self-legislation, self-determination, sovereignty, autonomy, non-alignment, freedom, liberty; 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I was in Asda there, while at the self-checkouts I noticed a member of the staff with only one arm picking up dumped baskets. Seeing him struggling with lifting and collecting the baskets, I decided to ask him if he needed any help. Instead of asking him this, I went for the first thing that came to my head with: 'Do you need a hand?' followed by ' I couldn't even handle them with two arms', without realising. When I fingered out what I said I quickly made my way out of Asda before anyone noticed what I had said. Much to the glaring stares from two old woman, who look at me as if I chopped off the guys arm. Safe to say I won't be going back into Asda in Glasgow again for a while. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I was in Asda there, while at the self-checkouts I noticed a member of the staff with only one arm picking up dumped baskets. Seeing him struggling with lifting and collecting the baskets, I decided to ask him if he needed any help. Instead of asking him this, I went for the first thing that came to my head with: 'Do you need a hand?' followed by ' I couldn't even handle them with two arms', without realising. When I fingered out what I said I quickly made my way out of Asda before anyone noticed what I had said. Much to the glaring stares from two old woman, who look at me as if I chopped off the guys arm. Safe to say I won't be going back into Asda in Glasgow again for a while. S'alright, you're not alone - there's a lot of people who won't be using Asda again. All over Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Just saw this car for sale. I could cope with the fact that it is left hand drive but there is something else about it that I could never buy it because of this. Can you see the problem? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Yep. Imagine selling an iconic car that does not even hit its famous speed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Just saw this car for sale. I could cope with the fact that it is left hand drive but there is something else about it that I could never buy it because of this. Can you see the problem? BMW limit their cars all the time. Justified in this instance 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 BMW limit their cars all the time. Justified in this instance I wish they'd limited mine rolled 6 times into a field....thought I was a goner! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I'm going out tonight without a phone for the first ever time. Its completely broken and I don't have a spare lying about. Wouldn't be so bad but my girlfriends on a separate night out and likes to meet me when the nights ending, but we'll struggle to do this as she'll have to text my mates who'll likely ignore her. Tomorrow could be an interesting morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Just checking. Minge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Just checking. Minge How's it looking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 How's it looking? Like a badly packed kebab I bet..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I thought manipulation to bypass the filter was a thing of the past, but apparently not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I'm going out tonight without a phone for the first ever time. Its completely broken and I don't have a spare lying about. Wouldn't be so bad but my girlfriends on a separate night out and likes to meet me when the nights ending, but we'll struggle to do this as she'll have to text my mates who'll likely ignore her. Tomorrow could be an interesting morning. You're sounding like this is a problem! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Just saw this car for sale. I could cope with the fact that it is left hand drive but there is something else about it that I could never buy it because of this. Can you see the problem? Safety first, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I thought manipulation to bypass the filter was a thing of the past, but apparently not. Is that what we're calling sticking it up the hoop these days? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Is that what we're calling sticking it up the hoop these days? I thought GD was on about his colostomy bag again..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 I thought GD was on about his colostomy bag again..... There's a guy at my work with one of those. I thought that when you had your hoop decommissioned that was that, however his bag can deliver some astounding farts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 There's a guy at my work with one of those. I thought that when you had your hoop decommissioned that was that, however his bag can deliver some astounding farts. That's surprisingly reasuring Zen! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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