Guest The Phoenix Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 No smileys for me i fucking hate walking, might take a tumble on my way out of bed and see if i can tear a ligament The walk's optional, the key is stepping back from the keyboard and thinking about how you put things across. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 The walk's optional, the key is stepping back from the keyboard and thinking about how you put things across. I haven't posted on this in days and this is how you react! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I haven't posted on this in days and this is how you react! Reacting would be calling you a pervert. What I've done is to respond and offer constructive criticism and advice. Take it or leave it. All the same to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Reacting would be calling you a pervert. What I've done is to respond and offer constructive criticism and advice. Take it or leave it. All the same to me. I thought we had a decent rapport 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I thought we had a decent rapport We do. That's why I offered you some advice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 After seeing my sister for the first time in 4 months i can safely say i am less attracted to her as i was before, her skin which was usually so well toned now looks rugged and pale and her makes her look like Lionel Messi in about 2007. I hate to see a brother and sister fall out over something so superficial. You should try the pantie test you did on your sister in law. I'm sure it would bring you back together. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I hate to see a brother and sister fall out over something so superficial. You should try the pantie test you did on your sister in law. I'm sure it would bring you back together. I wouldn't want to risk getting caught 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Moving on, I'm thinking of getting a wee 1 litre toyota aygo or something similar just for a run around in the city. Trying to find an offer for PCP or leasing as i don't particularly fancy paying something off for 60 months for a car that will be worthless in about 2 years only wanting to pay under 100 per month but not actually own the thing has anyone done anything similar? all the offers i see are 60 month deals 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 After seeing my sister for the first time in 4 months i can safely say i am less attracted to her as i was before, her skin which was usually so well toned now looks rugged and pale and her makes her look like Lionel Messi in about 2007. Has she been in Cornton? She's maybe found doing the scissors a bit gruelling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Oh Richard.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZIxha4-1Fw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 After seeing my sister for the first time in 4 months i can safely say i am less attracted to her as i was before, her skin which was usually so well toned now looks rugged and pale and her makes her look like Lionel Messi in about 2007. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Oh Richard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZIxha4-1Fw Good to see that ITV have had all clips of this pulled. Clearly, now, it never happened 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Some people may call me an attention seeker but i just say these things so i get hilarious responses like this one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Good to see that ITV have had all clips of this pulled. Clearly, now, it never happened Don't worry, it'll be in every boring blooper show for the next decade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 (edited) Gran texts from beyond the grave 3 years later. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-29649603 If the lazy cow had just gone and visited her instead of this Facebook wall texting her shite, then this wouldn't be an issue.I hope someone from O2 came round and kicked her squarley in the pie. Edited October 16, 2014 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Although if I'd have been responding I would have went for something like "everyone in heaven is watching when you touch yourself, ya manky boot" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 What did she think was going to happen to the phone number? Dopey cow. It sounds to me like the person getting the texts was trying to be nice. She should be more grateful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 That must be some phone, 3 years without needing charged. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Gran texts from beyond the grave 3 years later. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-29649603 Totally doesn't look the type to feign outrage to the press in order to get publicity. +1 to the boot in the pie posse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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