BFTD Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Watching the Chase rather than pointless of late I've always preferred it to Pointless *heads for the fallout shelter* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 The Chase, ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Bring back The Krypton Factor. And make Zander and Richard do the assault course 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofty Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I learned today that if you use Adobe PDF and you go to the bottom of the 'view' menu it gives you the option of reading the document to you. Modern technology what will they think of next. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Away tae bed. Heid's killing me and I'm knackered. Enjoy the party while ye can; I fully intend to return tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I've got a great way to scare the kids away this Hallowe'en. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Apparently I mash tatties "like a fucking p***k". Is this according to your wife or your lass ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Apparently I mash tatties "like a fucking p***k". You more of a roaster? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I've always preferred it to Pointless You see the seethe of the Scottish guy earlier?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Was ordering a pizza 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Wife.I blame Gordon Ramsay, the p***k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Apparently I mash tatties "like a fucking p***k". You need to get yourself a tattie ricer. Its the fucking boy I tell thee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 You need to get yourself a tattie ricer. Its the fucking boy I tell thee. Or a wife who doesn't have a mouth like a sewer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Apparently I mash tatties "like a fucking p***k".in fairness you shouldn't even be in the kitchen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Been eating lots of granola this week and just deposited something that may cause bother at Rosyth dockyard. Not something to be proud of but I feel about half a stone lighter. Childbirth, meh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I wasn't. I was in the living room.Mashing spuds in the living room? Scum, for mash get smash scum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I wasn't. I was in the living room.then your missus is quite correct 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I cant not share this with p&b after seeing it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 I cant not share this with p&b after seeing it Yeah, safe innit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted October 29, 2014 Share Posted October 29, 2014 Fair enough. I was just making sure.i was once asked to give her a hand in the kitchen, seemingly I wasted more tattie whilst peeling them and my roasters were too big. Final straw was pouring some greasy looking shite out that was in a pan, seemingly it was for the gravy, who knew. Never been asked since *sniggers* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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