sjc Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Your heart doesn't have to be in it, just something else ahh right! That must be where I've been going wrong all these years..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 that and you suck off ladyboys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I had a strange dream last night, that for some reason had Alan Stubbs resigning as Hibs manager with Jimmy Calderwood taking over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I had a strange dream last night, that for some reason had Alan Stubbs resigning as Hibs manager with Jimmy Calderwood taking over. Colin Calderwood would have been funnier to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 that and you suck off ladyboys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 nah mate, my heart wasn't really in it the last time and I'm not the type that can feign interest these days. I'm off to Malta next week for my birthday so that will cheer me up Mind and post best pubs and things to do in the Holiday forum please. Staying in Sliema the week after. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 If the reports of "Prince" Harry dating Emma Watson are true I will be livid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Joseph Stalin Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/this-flat-blacks-only-shocking-5193505 Disgusting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 If the reports of "Prince" Harry dating Emma Watson are true I will be livid. Why? Did you want him all to yourself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Why? Did you want him all to yourself? #banter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberdeenBud Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Simon Bates must've been Yewtree'd, no? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 My mate bought his friend a box of 48 Creme Eggs for her birthday and made her cry Very cool! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 If the reports of "Prince" Harry dating Emma Watson are true I will be livid. Surely not Ginger c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Actually looking forward to Monday and another week teaching. Sad, I know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 Found it. Obviously an old munter hidden behind a microphone. Not half as amusing as I remembered though. Ah right, I remember now; got the feeling I used to know who she was. I think she came after Master Bates, though. <kennethwilliams.gif> I always loved the noise that felt tip made ASMR yourself senseless, sunshine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 12 ratings used to mean that there was 1 use of the word "f**k" in them as far as I can remember. That was (is?) the stupid rule that the MPAA came up with for PG-13 certificates in the States. The BBFC might be a bunch of spare p***ks, but I don't think you can pin that one on them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 20, 2015 Share Posted February 20, 2015 I used to prefer the dubbed versions. You bunch of motherlovers. Ah, the ITV specials, with the News at Ten shoehorned into the middle. Didn't realise at the time that they were all copies of the prints made for American TV. Check out the TV versions of Scarface and The Exorcist, if possible. Fucking hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 The Scarface tv version is indeed hilarious. Best line has to be "Where did ya get that scar tough guy? Eating pussy" but in the tv version pussy is replaced with pineapples. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 In the edited version of The Presidio, Sean Connery mouths 'Bushwar' which in the uncut version is 'Bullshit' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 I remember Robocop being told he was going to be "one mean mothercrusher!" Another RoboCop classic was "I don't have enough time for this baloney!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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