Mark Connolly Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Chopped my finger to bits this morning, and so my hand has been strapped up and put in a sling. Operating with one hand, especially when it's your weaker one, is massively difficult. And yes, I am expecting all the masturbation jokes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Chopped my finger to bits this morning, and so my hand has been strapped up and put in a sling. Operating with one hand, especially when it's your weaker one, is massively difficult. And yes, I am expecting all the masturbation jokes. How awful, I hope the family is rallying round. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Chopped my finger to bits this morning, and so my hand has been strapped up and put in a sling. Operating with one hand, especially when it's your weaker one, is massively difficult. And yes, I am expecting all the masturbation jokes. f**k that, do you stand up to wipe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 What a w****r. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Thanks lads. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 A female friend of mine met Greggy Wallace today and posted the pic on Facebook with "look who we met today" and two folk have asked if it's Harry Hill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Thanks lads. Just pretend your weaker hand is Kate Moss's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Just pretend your weaker hand is Kate Moss's. I'll be pretending it's her stronger hand though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 A female friend of mine met Greggy Wallace today and posted the pic on Facebook with "look who we met today" and two folk have asked if it's Harry Hill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 umop apisdn is upside down, upside down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 And in two days time tomorrow will be yesterday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Just arrived at St James Park... Alnwick, for the big match v Northallerton. Liable to be pwopa nawty. I'm 52 and I'm the youngest here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Just arrived at St James Park... Alnwick, for the big match v Northallerton. Liable to be pwopa nawty. I'm 52 and I'm the youngest here. Young Team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Young Team.It's all kicking off...run out of draft lager. Fortunately I'm on the beer today. Watching the game from a conservatory bar. She's going to be delighted when I turn up pished the back of five. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Alnwick 1 Northallerton 2. Reminds of the Trumpton riots. Pray for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 The ICT twitter account has favourited seven tweets, including an anti-SNP cartoon and a photo of Jason Cummings doing "the 5-1". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Charlie Adam's goal against Chelsea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Charlie Adam's goal against Chelsea.Absolute cracker. He was bound to get one at some point though, he tries it every other week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Absolute cracker. He was bound to get one at some point though, he tries it every other week. Not quite as long as Adams goal but this still ranks a one of the best long range goals imho. Only because Seaman is a c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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