Swarley Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 #prayforswarley Australia suggests Vegemite sales limit amid 'alcohol abuse' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-33839742 If alcoholics have found a way to convert this pish into alcohol then you can guarantee they'll do the same with something else. Our PM doesn't seem to be worried but he doesn't give a shit about anyone other than himself. It is fucking horrendous tasting stuff. This. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 #discodown Don't listen to him mate, he's just a #bullyboy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 New York derby. Brilliant. Lampard/Pirlo and villa on same team. Currently getting beat by a Bradley Wright Phillips goal. NYRB fans start the twist n shout. Also things got pwoppa nawty in the city earlier today. Who are yaa!! https://twitter.com/fourfourtweet/status/630502831234097152 Offt. Chelsea fans IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Was involved in a road accident on Friday afternoon, woke in hospital Saturday morning with the wife sitting next to me. Head was thumping like f**k. Asked what happened as I didn't have a clue why I was there. Well I was driving out the petrol station and a drunk driver smashed right into me on the wrong side of the road. Fractured skull, broken jaw, 3 broken ribs, knee cap popped out & broken big toe. This happened on Friday morning after I just dropped my son off at school, I can't remember a thing for 2 days. I was on my motorcycle/scooter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Get better soon, Slippery. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Was involved in a road accident on Friday afternoon, woke in hospital Saturday morning with the wife sitting next to me. Head was thumping like f**k. Asked what happened as I didn't have a clue why I was there. Well I was driving out the petrol station and a drunk driver smashed right into me on the wrong side of the road. Fractured skull, broken jaw, 3 broken ribs, knee cap popped out & broken big toe. This happened on Friday morning after I just dropped my son off at school, I can't remember a thing for 2 days. I was on my motorcycle/scooter. That's a pretty lucid post given how much morphine you must be on - should maybe recommend it for some of the other posters! Hope you recovery quickly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) Drunk on a Friday morning? Was it Throbber who hit you? Edited August 10, 2015 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Drunk on a Friday morning? Was it Throbber who hit you? He's in Thailand, SJC is suspect #1. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Can I motion for the term "hibs'd it" to be replaced by "Taylor Morgan'd it"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 If Slippery P's son comes into the hospital and smothers him with a pillow then the circle of life will be complete. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 If Slippery P's son comes into the hospital and smothers him with a pillow then the circle of life will be complete. That's so wrong 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 If Slippery P's son comes into the hospital and smothers him with a pillow then the circle of life will be complete. Just burst out laughing in work Fucking hell man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 If Slippery P's son comes into the hospital and smothers him with a pillow then the circle of life will be complete. Thnaks Pete. It did cross my mind....i fucking hate hospitals 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Thnaks Pete. It did cross my mind....i fucking hate hospitals All levity aside, hope it's a speedy recovery, pal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) Was involved in a road accident on Friday afternoon, woke in hospital Saturday morning with the wife sitting next to me. Head was thumping like f**k. Asked what happened as I didn't have a clue why I was there. Well I was driving out the petrol station and a drunk driver smashed right into me on the wrong side of the road. Fractured skull, broken jaw, 3 broken ribs, knee cap popped out & broken big toe. This happened on Friday morning after I just dropped my son off at school, I can't remember a thing for 2 days. I was on my motorcycle/scooter. Poof. Walk it off But aye, sair wan, hope you're better soon Edited August 10, 2015 by DA Baracus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 If Slippery P's son comes into the hospital and smothers him with a pillow then the circle of life will be complete. cheers - i now look only slightly mental giggling at my screen. speedy recovery slippery P 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Jeremy Kyle just described a woman as "Scottish Jennifer Aniston" I'll let that sentence marinate in your mind's eye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Jeremy Kyle just described a woman as "Scottish Jennifer Aniston" I'll let that sentence marinate in your mind's eye 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Sloans' Macaroni is distinctly underwhelming for all the hype it gets. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 VPL? Violent poop launch Otherwise known as the squits 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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