Smurph Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 There was a woman in A&E who said she hadn't slept or eaten in 17 months. Has anyone on P&B ever went 17 months without sleep or food? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 There was a woman in A&E who said she hadn't slept or eaten in 17 months. Has anyone on P&B ever went 17 months without sleep or food? I'm lucky if I can go 17 fucking minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 I love when Ronny Deila is on the tele as he reminds me of Lilyhammer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Do we have any bank advisors on here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Do we have any bank advisors on here?Aye, fire away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 If I invest 3 1/2 crayons a month for 25 years, with the interest your bank is offering. Will I have enough to complete my ninja turtle colouring book? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Only love can hurt like this. Ms Beck later said he had not done anything wrong and was just trying to wake Mr Murphy up. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-33851079 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) Only love can hurt like this. Ms Beck later said he had not done anything wrong and was just trying to wake Mr Murphy up. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-33851079 Nice to see Mr Beck is still smiling. Wouldn't have guessed he was Welsh. Mr Cleeve said Beck then performed oral sex on her partner while music played in the background. ‘They were surrounded as you might expect by other people, but only some saw when was going gone’, he added. He said Mr Holden saw what was happening and was so disgusted he started to film the incident on his phone. ‘Mr Holden was sufficiently concerned to take out his mobile phone and record some of the incident’, he said. ‘Mr Holden was quite upset by what he had seen.’ Read more about filthy pervert Mr Holden's terrible day out below: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3192560/Waitress-performed-sex-act-boyfriend-disgusted-music-fans-Radio-2-concert-Hyde-Park-court-hears.html Edited August 10, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Nice to see Mr Beck is still smiling. Wouldn't have guessed he was Welsh. Read more about filthy pervert Mr Holden's terrible day out below: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3192560/Waitress-performed-sex-act-boyfriend-disgusted-music-fans-Radio-2-concert-Hyde-Park-court-hears.html Music played in the background? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 The candidates for the change of NZ flag. http://www.news.com.au/world/pacific/new-zealanders-presented-with-40-new-flag-designs/story-fnh819y6-1227478435558 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Was involved in a road accident on Friday afternoon, woke in hospital Saturday morning with the wife sitting next to me. Head was thumping like f**k. Asked what happened as I didn't have a clue why I was there. Well I was driving out the petrol station and a drunk driver smashed right into me on the wrong side of the road. Fractured skull, broken jaw, 3 broken ribs, knee cap popped out & broken big toe. This happened on Friday morning after I just dropped my son off at school, I can't remember a thing for 2 days. I was on my motorcycle/scooter. Fucking hell. Get well soon, P. We need to get a check-in system sorted out here; you could've been left lying on the embankment of a slip road for days if you'd been here Also, tremendously blackhearted work from Pete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 24hrs and not one reply from a "where there's blame, there's a claim" company. The vultures are getting slack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 I'm waiting on a delivery of 2 new blowers at work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 24hrs and not one reply from a "where there's blame, there's a claim" company. The vultures are getting slack. Get on to another one to sue them for wasting your time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Wid. I've got the old blowers if anyone is interested. They don't work as well but they're better than blowing it yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 24hrs and not one reply from a "where there's blame, there's a claim" company. The vultures are getting slack. Yes, local council have been in touch. Blood on the road could cause an accident. Just back with my mop & bucket. Anyway, cheers for all the get well messages. Back home now, have to report to the local nurse everyday for her to clean the wounds, well that's what I'm telling the wife anyway. If any bleeding from ears starts again, back to hospital. Scan on the 20th. 3 different pain killers & a muscle relaxant every 3 hours. I'm tripping oot ma nut & it's awe legal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Yes, local council have been in touch. Blood on the road could cause an accident. Just back with my mop & bucket. Anyway, cheers for all the get well messages. Back home now, have to report to the local nurse everyday for her to clean the wounds, well that's what I'm telling the wife anyway. If any bleeding from ears starts again, back to hospital. Scan on the 20th. 3 different pain killers & a muscle relaxant every 3 hours. I'm tripping oot ma nut & it's awe legal Am I not correct in saying that drivers in Thailand, and the roads in general, are fucking mental? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 I took on two pair of my mates trainers to be cleaned. One was an absolute fucking mess, the other not so much. The worst out of the two have come up great, so I just bashed on with the second pair using the same stuff. Put them outside to dry, they've been shat on and I've brought them in, put them next to my dinner and managed to get beetroot juice on them too. They're yellow. And now they're fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 I took on two pair of my mates trainers to be cleaned. One was an absolute fucking mess, the other not so much. The worst out of the two have come up great, so I just bashed on with the second pair using the same stuff. Put them outside to dry, they've been shat on and I've brought them in, put them next to my dinner and managed to get beetroot juice on them too. They're yellow. And now they're fucked. You'll have to hand over your pocket money as well now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 Am I not correct in saying that drivers in Thailand, and the roads in general, are fucking mental? yes. There are rules and laws but nobody knows them and nobody cares, that includes the police. For a example, 3 years ago during Songkran "New Year" this is a 3 day festival here, which everyone is drunk. Police would stop drivers, breathalyzer them, if they were over the limit (i don't know the limit) they were given a free meal and told to eat it before "get on your way". 26,000 people are killed in motorcycle accidents here, every year 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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