Karpaty Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Link? https://www.maccabi-tlv.co.il/en/2015/09/know-your-opponent-dynamo-kyiv/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 https://www.maccabi-tlv.co.il/en/2015/09/know-your-opponent-dynamo-kyiv/ Great stuff 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Joab update. They said they'd let me know yesterday. Nothing. Gave them a call today. "Hiya any word on the Joab? You did say you would tell us Monday. I ken your busy but cmon to f**k" "I did say that. I'm speaking wi the big cheese the day, regards the position, so you'll have to wait until the morn" "Sakes! Whereabouts am I sitting? Near the top, if not top o the pile." "Hahaha you're a cheeky c**t. I'll give you a bell the morn" "Look forward to it. C ya." "Nae bather cunto"* *the conversation didn't pan out as such, but that was the gist of it Being a cheeky c**t can sometimes work at interviews. My wee cuz was asked at one what his weakness was and he replied with "Kryptonite". He got the job, the little cocky, over-confident b*****d that he is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Being a cheeky c**t can sometimes work at interviews. My wee cuz was asked at one what his weakness was and he replied with "Kryptonite". He got the job, the little cocky, over-confident b*****d that he is. When asked about weaknesses I generally reply "drugs and women". I'm self-employed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I've done a small interview for the Maccabi Tel Aviv official website. Not bad considering I'm not a journalist and I don't think I've even been mentioned on the Clyde website before. The power of twitter, I suppose. Stick that on your fucking website 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 (edited) Got my start date for training, today. 16th of November. I finish my current place of employment on the 18th of October. Nice 4 week holiday coming up Edited September 29, 2015 by 19QOS19 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Fiona Hyslop looks like a slutty panda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Got my start date for training, today. 16th of November. I finish my current place of employment on the 18th of October. Nice 4 week holiday coming up Do you know what line you'll be working on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 When asked about weaknesses I generally reply "drugs and women". I'm self-employed. I got asked what my greatest strength is and replied "my uppercut" before breaking the interviewer's jaw. I'm still waiting to hear back from them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 (edited) Do you know what line you'll be working on? Mainly "Do you want milk with your tea?" Edit to add. Edited September 29, 2015 by tinkerbelle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I got asked what my greatest strength is and replied "my uppercut" before breaking the interviewer's jaw. I'm still waiting to hear back from them. I believe you. Mind I got asked what my biggest fear was and replied "wasps and interviews. My arse holes twitching like a rabbits nose just now". Seeing as it wasn't a joab in pest control I was successful that time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I believe you. Mind I got asked what my biggest fear was and replied "wasps and interviews. My arse holes twitching like a rabbits nose just now". Seeing as it wasn't a joab in pest control I was successful that time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Do you know what line you'll be working on? Carlisle to Glasgow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 I got asked what my greatest strength is and replied "my uppercut" before breaking the interviewer's jaw. I'm still waiting to hear back from them. In a similar manner, a guy I know claims he answered this very question by tensing up his 'guns' and saying "these". Never got the job despite his efforts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Finished work at 10pm. Home for 10:15, next to no food in (that won't take c.40minso heat up) so I ordered a small dinner kebab and garlic tikka chicken starter. The last time I ordered this starter, it was just a sort of rub over the chicken but tonight it come in a sauce. Oh my days. Oh my fucking days. Thoroughly recommend, especially so over the kebab. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Ian McCall has been surpassed as the most famous person I've seen at my work by Adam from We Were Promised Jetpacks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Carlisle to Glasgow. Shame. I was going to offer you an opportunity join a start up enterprise, basically a practically risk free drug distribution service on the Inverness - Perth line. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 https://www.maccabi-tlv.co.il/en/2015/09/know-your-opponent-dynamo-kyiv/ Stick your Ukrainian football tips up your fucking arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Shame. I was going to offer you an opportunity join a start up enterprise, basically a practically risk free drug distribution service on the Inverness - Perth line. If you fancy expanding, geeza shout 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 If you fancy expanding, geeza shout Ooft "welshbairn" is PCCabe's undercover alias. #unlucks as the kids day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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