throbber Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Has she put a stop to the wanking? I think i'll be doing that for some years to come god willing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I think i'll be doing that for some years to come 2 or 3 minutes does me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I had a dream last night about a girl I haven't seen in... four years. No, three years. She was pregnant (for the second time), and I was annoyed at her for not considering my feelings when she told me about this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 I was still a bit of a livewire in my late 20s throbber. Still trying to settle down now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 There's more folds in her than a hospital corner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Yon morbidly obese lassie is a wid. I'd do terrible things to her, and make the wife cheer me on. Probably why she lost the weight TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 I've not looked like that since I was 12, Eighties shorts included. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 You would still like her to sit on your face Zen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 She was going to die very shortly if she carried on the way she was going so she wouldnt be pumpable for very long Debateable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 I can only imagine how big her flaps would have been 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 You should try and settle your fucking dress sense down that's for sure. I'll take that one Mozza just glad you didn't try to direct a joke towards me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 You would still like her to sit on your face Zen She could Dutch Oven without a duvet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Just watched We Want Our Country Back documentary about Britain First. Wow! Just, wow! Anybody else watch it? Though there was a couple of pretty disturbing incident there was also a couple of comical quotes due to the leaders' stupidity:- Moronic female leader: "Halal meat funds terrorism!" Moronic male leader: "If I get arrested, or shot, or bombed..." Tinfoil hat wearing fuckwits! It was pretty disturbing at times and worrying that folk agreed with their bigoted views, but the best way of dealing with these fuds is to laugh it off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 (edited) Amazon, load of shite. Bought two lenses for my camera at considerable cost, one being dispatched from Dunfermline depot to my work in Kinross, ordered it on Thursday night and it's still not here, it's about 8 miles away. Bought another one from some joker on the Amazon Marketplace, it arrived today and it's the wrong fucking fitment, for a totally different camera from advertised. Something to be said for buying from a shop. Edited November 11, 2015 by gavin_3110 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 http://youtu.be/CJspVE355Do There are more episodes and for an extremely immature audience like ourselves, they're fucking excellent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 Something to be said for buying from a shop. I never buy stuff online (apart from music) - too impatient. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 http://youtu.be/pXkZhjzI52w 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 I never buy stuff online (apart from music) - too impatient. I can never find a decent North Korean bride in the shops. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 I can never find a decent North Korean bride in the shops. I'm sure there are a few establishments in Edinburgh that could sort you out with a nice trafficked lady. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted November 11, 2015 Share Posted November 11, 2015 I can never find a decent North Korean bride in the shops. PM sent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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