Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 I bet he's the same weight as him though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 (edited) Did they not even have a whip round and a card for you? Been here 8 years and my mate put round a card for when I was getting married in May of this year, only a few signed it and nobody put a penny in it. I'm probably getting it all wrong and I'm the c**t and not every single one of them. There are 2 specific people who I would like to inform that I hope they catch TB and die but none of them are in, just for a rough idea of how cuntish these people are one of them is a 45 year old who gets the "7 year itch" with women and breaks it off when it gets serious cause he's a "career batchelor" and who still goes on lads holidays with his mates and the other one wears jumpers tied round his shoulders. Edited December 3, 2015 by 11thHour 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Been here 8 years and my mate put round a card for when I was getting married in May of this year, only a few signed it and nobody put a penny in it. I'm probably getting it all wrong and I'm the c**t and not every single one of them. There are 2 specific people who I would like to inform that I hope they catch TB and die but none of them are in, just for a rough idea of how cuntish these people are one of them is a 45 year old who gets the "7 year itch" with women and breaks it off when it gets serious cause he's a "career batchelor" and who still goes on lads holidays with his mates and the other one wears jumpers tied round his shoulders. Go round to their homes and burn them down with them inside 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Been here 8 years and my mate put round a card for when I was getting married in May of this year, only a few signed it and nobody put a penny in it. I'm probably getting it all wrong and I'm the c**t and not every single one of them. There are 2 specific people who I would like to inform that I hope they catch TB and die but none of them are in, just for a rough idea of how cuntish these people are one of them is a 45 year old who gets the "7 year itch" with women and breaks it off when it gets serious cause he's a "career batchelor" and who still goes on lads holidays with his mates and the other one wears jumpers tied round his shoulders. You sound grumpy and tired, get some sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 I get the impression that 11thHour's colleagues are like 'thank f**k that guy that hates everyone is leaving today'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 I get the impression that 11thHour's colleagues are like 'thank f**k that guy that hates everyone is leaving today'. The card must have been hurriedly passed around as no one wanted to sign it or put anything in it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Today's my last day in my current workplace and there's so many folk that I would love to RKO from outta nowhere and I just feel like it would be a wasted opportunity if I didnt at least tell them to their face that they're an utter thunder c**t. Should I do it? TBH, if you've not had the balls to say anything to these people before today then you're only going to make yourself look like a right bellend by saying something now. In any case, you're probably too much of a wuss to do anything other than slink out of the office when nobodies looking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Ha, ha! He knows all right after a long labour. What he doesn't know, he's about to find out.Did he need gas and air? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloysius Snuffleupagus Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Bold Rover, on 03 Dec 2015 - 12:55, said:A baby grandson born yesterday. His father is an occasional poste on here. Mr Sandwich? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Just got on a plane called the Spirit of Norwich. Ah ha! Wonder if the pilot is flying in his bare feet? Norfolk an chance, perhaps? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Just got on a plane called the Spirit of Norwich. Ah ha! Wonder if the pilot is flying in his bare feet? Pray for Mozza. http://www.bing.com/search?q=Spirit+of+Norwich&form=IE10TR&src=IE10TR&pc=ACJB 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 If you are living in DAB land and want a top quality haircut, pop into Mister Cutts in Carnoustie, cut-throat razor on the sideburns/back of the neck etc, and the flaming cotton bud/burning the hair on your ears thing. £7.00. He's even made Biggie look like he's got a good head of hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Attention seeking cow avoids jail. Primark breastfeeding lie: Caroline Starmer sentenced http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-34995035 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 If you are living in DAB land and want a top quality haircut, pop into Mister Cutts in Carnoustie, cut-throat razor on the sideburns/back of the neck etc, and the flaming cotton bud/burning the hair on your ears thing. £7.00. He's even made Biggie look like he's got a good head of hair. I love the open razor to the back of the neck then feeling the wind on it when you walk outside. <<<Strange fetishes for this pish. I was in a barbers in Turkey the first time I got the singed ears tekkers. Saw the barber standing behind me in the mirror setting fire to a massive cotton bud and spun round like a fucking waltzer and asked him what the f**k he intended to do with that. I thought I was getting the Jordanian pilot treatment until he put my mind at rest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Mr Sandwich? The very one. I'm just back from seeing them and what team should baby Harris support was the topic of conversation! His other grandfather supports one of the ugly sisters. Work to be done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Did he need gas and air? I asked about that. He's a bit too bewildered for conversation tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 The very one. I'm just back from seeing them and what team should baby Harris support was the topic of conversation! His other grandfather supports one of the ugly sisters. Work to be done.Give him some advice from me.Harris, no man is an island. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 (edited) The nick of the guy that Thompson rips And he's meant to be their new leader. Edited December 3, 2015 by Njord 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
broon-loon Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 I asked about that. He's a bit too bewildered for conversation tbh.I bet he's a handsome Loon, so it has to be FAFC... ;-) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted December 3, 2015 Share Posted December 3, 2015 Give him some advice from me. Harris, no man is an island. Lewis and Barry already told him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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