Raidernation Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 I'm 25 today. Feeling auld. Bertie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 Tony Currie? The continuity announcer on BBC Scotland, clearing his sinuses, realising that the sound was fucked and not realising that sound was still faded up, 'I have no idea what happened there'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted July 11, 2014 Share Posted July 11, 2014 I met a kitten called Cat Damon today. Craig Ferguson's dead robot skeleton sidekick, Geoff Peterson, had a cat named Cat Damon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 No, he's only 25. I'm 32 actually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Was driving down to the Lake District the past week, and noticed two things. Theres an absolute f**k load of speed cameras in every town you pass through, its insane Theres such a thing as a "cow bridge" down there, twice we passed under a bridge with cows crossing it in single file 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Not gonna leave the flat today have no energy what so ever 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Not gonna leave the flat today have no energy what so ever So what was all that shite about having to be in Dunfermline by 8am today? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 So what was all that shite about having to be in Dunfermline by 8am today? I said on monday did i not?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I said on monday did i not?! Nope, you said it yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Nope, you said it yesterday. I haven't been myself of late I'm a bit flat to be honest! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Nope, you said it yesterday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I've just been text by my boss telling me that we need to come in over the course of the week because we're changing the way we swipe in and out. Instead of using a card, we'll be using a fingerprint. I don't know if this is a wind-up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I've just been text by my boss telling me that we need to come in over the course of the week because we're changing the way we swipe in and out. Instead of using a card, we'll be using a fingerprint. I don't know if this is a wind-up. One of the old places I worked at had a handscan system for getting around the building. Always found that annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 I've just been text by my boss telling me that we need to come in over the course of the week because we're changing the way we swipe in and out. Instead of using a card, we'll be using a fingerprint. I don't know if this is a wind-up. Man up and give your boss the finger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Beware the soggy bog roll before swiping out 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Did they really expect a different outcome? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Did they really expect a different outcome? Absolute fucking idiots - they are in soooooo much pain!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Decided to rent my house out since it's not selling.......a family move in on 1st of August. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 12, 2014 Share Posted July 12, 2014 Decided to rent my house out since it's not selling.......a family move in on 1st of August. 1st September.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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