SweeperDee Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 I got an exquisite blowjob from the wife last night. Really well done. Aye she's improved like. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Aye she's improved like. Totally mate. Does she do that thing with her tongue to you too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Totally mate. Does she do that thing with her tongue to you too? Nah mate, am I missing out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Totally mate. Does she do that thing with her tongue to you too? I wasn't too keen on the finger up the bum. Didn't even ask permission or anything, just walloped it in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 I wasn't too keen on the finger up the bum. Didn't even ask permission or anything, just walloped it in there. She's not the best at wiping, right enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 I wasn't too keen on the finger up the bum. Didn't even ask permission or anything, just walloped it in there. FFS! I only get that after selecting the "full sex" option 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/iLoDJ9I.gifv http://i.imgur.com/BX4o5QY.gifv How do I embed gif videos? You don't, apparently; "extension not allowed". Send Div a message. I'd never heard of this format before, so thanks for sharing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 My lovely friends and I were 'asked to leave' Ubiquitous Chip last night for arguing with a racist lady, although I think we probably deserved it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 I'm increasingly getting the feeling that I'm about to witness a horrible accident. The roundabout near my work kind of has double lights, so you often see the one in the roundabout change to green, while the one at the entry to the roundabout is still red. I keep seeing people go through the red light when the one on the roundabout changes. Fortunately noone's crashed yet, but I dont know how long that will last. Also today I saw a car tearing down a busy street as a guy was running across the road, missed him by inches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Report it. Pronto. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 Some strange goings on in the case of Abid Naseer, a UK citizen extradited to the US on plotting to blow things up. I appears a rather disinterested/blind Barry Cryer is overseeing proceedings whilst Naseer is questioned by the "man with no face". Dirty, beardy b*****d is having a w**k in court. That's contempt and would get you 30 days over here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted March 4, 2015 Share Posted March 4, 2015 I know it should be cricket thread for this pish but howzat http://www.news.com.au/national/breaking-news/inxs-star-cricket-great-release-song/story-e6frfku9-1227248785289 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 Found a picture of Steven Gerrard as a 40 year old. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumigoo Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 A pupil has vandalised Martin Luther King's face outside my classroom. Nice shading on the eyes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I have just had a procedure at the hospital whuch involved having something "smaller than your little finger" inserted into my anus. How anyone can enjoy having an erect penis thrust in there is beyond me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 because all women are sluts and worship cock thats why 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChineseMan Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 I have just had a procedure at the hospital whuch involved having something "smaller than your little finger" inserted into my anus. How anyone can enjoy having an erect penis thrust in there is beyond me. My erect penis is "smaller than your little finger". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/428868/Taxi-driver-mannequin-fare 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted March 5, 2015 Share Posted March 5, 2015 There's an XXXL lady at work who on one of her frequent trips to the toilet to take a dump, sat on the pan and knocked the whole thing over. Shite, pish and water everywhere. Don't worry if you laugh, she is a complete travesty human being. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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