Sergeant Wilson Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 (edited) Terrible way to die, being trapped/buried alive..Don't care, as long as it's not me. Edited May 6, 2015 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 I should add, my second name is Brown.Lucky escape there, Bomber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 I should add, my second name is Brown. Sh*te being called Gordon though, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 A girl in my college class is live-tweeting her reaction to a music video by one of her favourite artists which was just released. I read her Twitter feed whilst watching her type everything up. She said on her Twitter she was 'literally crying' and that she was shaking, wheezing and trembling. None of that happened. She watched the video silently and picked up her phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex_14 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 An attention seeking girl? Who'd have thought it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 (edited) A girl in my college class is live-tweeting her reaction to a music video by one of her favourite artists which was just released. I read her Twitter feed whilst watching her type everything up. She said on her Twitter she was 'literally crying' and that she was shaking, wheezing and trembling. None of that happened. She watched the video silently and picked up her phone. Did you do your legal duty, then tweet her "how is your pie?" Edited May 7, 2015 by KnightswoodBear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Did you do your legal duty, then tweet her "how is your pie?" Whilst literally booting her square in it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I've come to the conclusion that Kate Upton has the body shape of a blob based on those TV adverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I've come to the conclusion that Kate Upton has the body shape of a blob based on those TV adverts. Heads gone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I've come to the conclusion that Kate Upton has the body shape of a blob based on those TV adverts. This lassie, aye? You've left me in the unusual position in these circumstances of saying NOPENOPENOPE. You're clearly mad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Heads gone ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1431026780.330510.jpg I'd buy that for a dollar! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Sure she's got big tits, but that's it. No real body definition at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 There's something wrong with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Sure she's got big tits, but that's it. No real body definition at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 There's something wrong with you. I already know that tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Kudos for The Arrested Development gif. Superb show. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I've got a 'uniform fitting' for my new job this morning at 9. I've been up all night, not eaten since 6pm and forgot to put my contacts in. They're going to wonder why they hired me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I've got a 'uniform fitting' for my new job this morning at 9. I've been up all night, not eaten since 6pm and forgot to put my contacts in. They're going to wonder why they hired me Who the f**k's given you a job?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Who the f**k's given you a job?! Uniform fitting = security guard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 (edited) Uniform fitting = security guard. I'm thinking ASDA. ETA: Nae danger the wee man's a security guard. Though that would be hilarious. Edited May 8, 2015 by Sweet Pete 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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